Two Birds With One Stone
Patrick Page & Tituss Burgess * Track #15 On Schmigadoon!: Season 2 (Apple TV+ Original Series Soundtrack)
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Album Schmigadoon!: Season 2 (Apple TV+ Original Series Soundtrack)
- #1Schmigadoon! Season 2 Main Title
Cinco Paul
- #2Welcome to Schmicago
The Cast of Schmigadoon!
- #3Do We Shock You?
The Cast of Schmigadoon!
- #4Kaput
Dove Cameron & The Cast of Schmigadoon!
- #5Leprechaun Song #2
Martin Short
- #6My Doorway to Where
Aaron Tveit
- #7I Need to Eat
Cecily Strong & The Cast of Schmigadoon!
- #8Bobby’s Vamp (Prison Reprise)
The Cast of Schmigadoon!
- #9Bustin’ Out
Dove Cameron, Ariana DeBose & Cecily Strong
- #10Everyone’s Gotta Get Naked
The Cast of Schmigadoon!
- #11The Worst Brats in Town
Kristin Chenoweth
- #12The Worst Brats in Town (Dooley’s Version)
Alan Cumming
- #13There Was a Butcher
Alan Cumming
- #14Bells and Whistles
Jane Krakowski
- #15Two Birds With One Stone
Patrick Page & Tituss Burgess
- #16Why Are You Hassling Me?
Aaron Tveit
- #17Talk To Daddy
The Cast of Schmigadoon!
- #18Something Real
The Cast of Schmigadoon! & Aaron Tveit & Dove Cameron
- #19Good Enough to Eat
The Cast of Schmigadoon! & Kristin Chenoweth & Alan Cumming
- #20Welcome to Schmicago (Reprise)
Tituss Burgess
- #21Maybe It’s My Turn Now
Cecily Strong
- #22Famous as Hell
Tituss Burgess & The Cast of Schmigadoon!
- #23You Betrayed Me
The Cast of Schmigadoon! & Aaron Tveit & Cecily Strong & Dove Cameron & Keegan-Michael Key
- #24There’s Always a Twist
The Cast of Schmigadoon! & Jaime Camil & Ann Harada
- #25Over and Done
Ariana DeBose, Phoenix Best, Cassondra James Kellam & Shayna Steele
- #26Something Real (Reprise)
Keegan-Michael Key and Cecily Strong
- #27A Happy Beginning
The Cast of Schmigadoon!
Two Birds With One Stone by Patrick Page & Tituss Burgess
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Patrick Page & Tituss BurgessProduced by
Cinco Paul & David Chase & Scott M. Riesett & Doug BestermanWrited by
Cinco PaulAbout
“Two Birds With One Stone” is a song from the third episode of Schmigadoon’s second season. In a pastiche of “This Jesus Must Die" from Jesus Christ Superstar (sans an Annas analogue or two), the enigmatic and intimidating Octavius Kratt, who runs admits his desire for love and his willingness to st...
Two Birds With One Stone Lyrics
[KRATT]
You swore everyone would blame him
And that you could easily frame him
But your plot
Was all for nought
Why am I flanked by fools?
Idiots and women
Who won't play by my rules
First there was the butcher’s wife
And now this Elsie Vale
Why must my quest to find a wife
Always, always fail?
O, dear God up above
Why did you make me
So difficult to love?
Why do I want the women
Who don't want me?
I only want the women
Who don't want me
I have to have the women
Who don’t want me
And thus it always ends in tragedy
Well, well, well
Perhaps we've found a winner
I must say she's intriguing
This Melissa Skinner
[NARRATOR]
I believe she goes by Gimble
[KRATT]
Perhaps this all will turn out for the best
Maybe this one will be smarter than the rest
And I will no longer be alone
Maybe we can kill two birds with one stone
Maybe we can kill two birds with one, birds with one
Birds with one stone
Two Birds With One Stone Q&A
Who wrote Two Birds With One Stone's ?
Two Birds With One Stone was written by Cinco Paul.
Who produced Two Birds With One Stone's ?
Two Birds With One Stone was produced by Cinco Paul & David Chase & Scott M. Riesett & Doug Besterman.
When did Patrick Page & Tituss Burgess release Two Birds With One Stone?
Patrick Page & Tituss Burgess released Two Birds With One Stone on Wed Apr 12 2023.