Cinco Paul
The Cast of Schmigadoon!
The Cast of Schmigadoon!
Dove Cameron & The Cast of Schmigadoon!
Martin Short
Aaron Tveit
Cecily Strong & The Cast of Schmigadoon!
The Cast of Schmigadoon!
Dove Cameron, Ariana DeBose & Cecily Strong
The Cast of Schmigadoon!
Kristin Chenoweth
Alan Cumming
Alan Cumming
Jane Krakowski
Patrick Page & Tituss Burgess
Aaron Tveit
The Cast of Schmigadoon!
The Cast of Schmigadoon! & Aaron Tveit & Dove Cameron
The Cast of Schmigadoon! & Kristin Chenoweth & Alan Cumming
Tituss Burgess
Cecily Strong
Tituss Burgess & The Cast of Schmigadoon!
The Cast of Schmigadoon! & Aaron Tveit & Cecily Strong & Dove Cameron & Keegan-Michael Key
The Cast of Schmigadoon! & Jaime Camil & Ann Harada
Ariana DeBose, Phoenix Best, Cassondra James Kellam & Shayna Steele
Keegan-Michael Key and Cecily Strong
The Cast of Schmigadoon!
“Two Birds With One Stone” is a song from the third episode of Schmigadoon’s second season. In a pastiche of “This Jesus Must Die" from Jesus Christ Superstar (sans an Annas analogue or two), the enigmatic and intimidating Octavius Kratt, who runs admits his desire for love and his willingness to st...
[KRATT]
You swore everyone would blame him
And that you could easily frame him
But your plot
Was all for nought
Why am I flanked by fools?
Idiots and women
Who won't play by my rules
First there was the butcher’s wife
And now this Elsie Vale
Why must my quest to find a wife
Always, always fail?
O, dear God up above
Why did you make me
So difficult to love?
Why do I want the women
Who don't want me?
I only want the women
Who don't want me
I have to have the women
Who don’t want me
And thus it always ends in tragedy
Well, well, well
Perhaps we've found a winner
I must say she's intriguing
This Melissa Skinner
[NARRATOR]
I believe she goes by Gimble
[KRATT]
Perhaps this all will turn out for the best
Maybe this one will be smarter than the rest
And I will no longer be alone
Maybe we can kill two birds with one stone
Maybe we can kill two birds with one, birds with one
Birds with one stone
Two Birds With One Stone was written by Cinco Paul.
Two Birds With One Stone was produced by Cinco Paul & David Chase & Scott M. Riesett & Doug Besterman.
Patrick Page & Tituss Burgess released Two Birds With One Stone on Wed Apr 12 2023.