Cinco Paul
The Cast of Schmigadoon!
The Cast of Schmigadoon!
Dove Cameron & The Cast of Schmigadoon!
Martin Short
Aaron Tveit
Cecily Strong & The Cast of Schmigadoon!
The Cast of Schmigadoon!
Dove Cameron, Ariana DeBose & Cecily Strong
The Cast of Schmigadoon!
Kristin Chenoweth
Alan Cumming
Alan Cumming
Jane Krakowski
Patrick Page & Tituss Burgess
Aaron Tveit
The Cast of Schmigadoon!
The Cast of Schmigadoon! & Aaron Tveit & Dove Cameron
The Cast of Schmigadoon! & Kristin Chenoweth & Alan Cumming
Tituss Burgess
Cecily Strong
Tituss Burgess & The Cast of Schmigadoon!
The Cast of Schmigadoon! & Aaron Tveit & Cecily Strong & Dove Cameron & Keegan-Michael Key
The Cast of Schmigadoon! & Jaime Camil & Ann Harada
Ariana DeBose, Phoenix Best, Cassondra James Kellam & Shayna Steele
Keegan-Michael Key and Cecily Strong
The Cast of Schmigadoon!
“I Need to Eat” is from the second episode of season 2 of Schmigadoon!. The song is a parody of “I Hope I Get It” from A Chorus Line, in which dancers audition for a show and express desperation to be cast. While the original song mostly focuses on dreams of making it big, with nods towards the danc...
[MME. FRAU]
We are looking for a dancer as good as Elsie was
Before she died
So don't hold back
Let's do the whole combination
Facing away from the wall
Fünf, sechs, sieben, acht
[DANCE BREAK]
[MME. FRAU, SPOKEN]
Again, fünf, sechs, sieben, acht
[DANCERS]
I need to eat
I need to eat
Last night my dinner was a candle
(Last night my dinner was a candle)
The landlord's calling
I'm out of fishnets
There's not much more than I can handle
(There's not much more than I can handle)
How am I gonna feed my kids?
Why did I have so many kids?
I think I'm gonna have to sell my kids
[MME. FRAU]
Einz, zwei, drei, vier, funf, sechs
[DANCERS]
Who is this girl?
She's really bad
She oughta be way in the back
(She oughta be way in the back)
This girl has got no sense of space
And does a weird thing with her face
She pops her head and she's got bad feet
[MME. FRAU]
All right, so you can dance
Some of you
But that is not enough
I want to know why you are here
[DANCER 1]
I guess it all started when my parent's marriage fell apart
The marriage counselor's office was next to a dance studio
I used to sneak in there and stomp around to drown out the sound of Mother and Daddy fighting over whose life was more disappointing
The next thing I knew, I was pointing my feet
And falling in love with guys that didn't want me that way
[DANCER 2]
Dad was in the military
You know, the type with a whistle
He used to force my brothers, sisters, and me to perform for guests at dinner parties
God, I hated when he did that
So, this one night, I begged him for a taste of champagne
He said, "no," but I didn't let that stop me, oh, no
He had a girlfriend, real fancy
She had some kind of royal title, I kid you not
Later that night, she gave me the whole damn bottle
That's when I started class
[DANCER 3]
Why am I here?
I grew up in Buffalo and went through puberty
That's it
Puberty
Buffalo
[MELISSA]
Wow, you guys have been through so much
I feel bad, even competing or assuming your lives are better because you're so thin and beautiful
But, uh, maybe
[MELISSA]
I am a doctor
And a doctor doctors
I'm proud to be called an MD
But every time I deliver a baby
I wonder when that'll be me
Even when I perform to perfection
Shoulder dystocia
Emergency C-section
The days can be pretty rough
And I feel like I'll never ever be enough
So this size twelve
Would love the chance to shine
And also clear my husband of murder
[MME. FRAU]
Enough talk
Now dance for your life
[DANCERS]
I need to eat tonight
Not work the street tonight
I need to eat tonight
I Need to Eat was written by Cinco Paul.
I Need to Eat was produced by Cinco Paul & David Chase & Scott M. Riesett & Doug Besterman.
Cecily Strong & The Cast of Schmigadoon! released I Need to Eat on Wed Apr 05 2023.