Twitter Topics

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I was chilling out tonight feeling sort of bored, I
Thought I'd ask for some topics and spit 'em all in order
I'm hardly stoned so I went to smoke a couple cones
But I fucking broke my bong and garden gnomes have stole my garden hose
I think a dog could be president, I really mean it, brother
You can learn a lot from a puppy, like how to treat each other
Unconditional love, no one should need to suffer
All people are born equal to a dog, they don't see in colour
A better prez than these motherfuckers that get elected
Dogs, frogs and sloths, dare accepted
Triathlons suck, Kenny Powers gave me the best advice
I play real sports I ain't trying to be the best at exercise
I understand this change, I always want meat
If we shouldn't eat cows, they should be made outta concrete
This is a bomb beat, I am so tough and manly
Chopping onions don't make me cry, it makes me fucking angry
A kid dropped his burger on the ground in middle school
I ate it like, "Fuck, I just follow the thirty-minute rule"
This shit is easy, I don't have to even spit
I just take your tweets and show 'em like that could lead to this
That Oedipus shit is creepy, could never be sexy
Geez Kenny that's like the definition of re-entry
I smoke a blunt and then I put it out on other rappers
Like "You like cricket, bitch? You just won the ashes"
Twitter topic's Iggy Azalea, if I'm being honest
People say she's got no talent, I just say, "She's sittin' on it"
Breaking Bad is coming, I'm impatient, I can't wait y'all
I hate waiting like I hate people that say amazeballs