Twisted and Bent

Spread-eagled illegally
An angel as bored as me
Should I cream and pretend
I don’t know about the world?
Well, well, well, well, well

You had Phil in my father’s shed
And Joe made a lovely bed
Drag them on and off and on
Somersaulted, autumn tumbled
Feathers tickled memories

Remember Phil, Phil, Phil, Phil, Phil?
Remember Phil, Phil, Phil, Phil, Phil?
I knew Phil well, well, well, well, well

Should I embrace you or embalm you?
You’re so lackadaisical (Upsadaisy girl)
Beauty is sin deep and when you scratch me
It shows you remember Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe
Remember Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe
I knew Joe well, well, well, well, well

The pirate in me turned a blind eye

So come aboard, I’m going to explore
Murphy’s law and the rules of Columbus
He got it wrong, got blown off course
Navigated us in knots, of course

So come aboard, let’s sing a lament
The world isn’t round, it’s twisted and bent
So come aboard, let’s sing a lament
The world isn’t round, it’s twisted and bent
Oh, come aboard (oh, come aboard)

Come aboard, let’s sing a lament
(Remember Phil, Phil, Phil, Phil, Phil?)
The world isn’t round, it’s twisted and bent
(I knew Phil well, well, well, well, well)
Come aboard, let’s sing a lament
(Remember Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe)
The world isn’t round, it’s twisted and bent
(I knew Joe well, well, well, well, well)
Come aboard, let’s sing a lament
(Remember Phil, Phil, Phil, Phil, Phil?)
The world isn’t round, it’s twisted and bent
(I knew Phil well, well, well, well, well)
Come aboard, let’s sing a lament
(Remember Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe)
The world isn’t round, it’s twisted and bent
(I knew Joe well, well, well, well, well)

Remember Phil, Phil, Phil, Phil, Phil?
I remember Phil well, well, well, well, well
Remember Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe
I knew Joe well, well, well, well, well

Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe
Well, well, well, well, well
Phil well, well, well, well, well
Well, well, well, well, well