The Safecracker

[Verse 1]
As fly to tarantula
As jugular to Dracula
To me in my Ford spectacular
You'll be drawn
I'll slash your masterpiece
The bits and pieces on your mantelpiece
In and out in no time
The safecracker

[Chorus]
Got impaled on a nail
Once I left a trail behind me
A bloody tale, to no avail
Better get cracking, it's not safe

[Verse 2]
The moon is a blabbermouth
Who'll shop you in and catch you out
But me and my thoughts spectacular
Won't be caught
They call me thrifty, thrifty
I count out two fifty
A gallon'll get me to Paisley
I'm a safecracker
I'll use your tradesman's entrance
There's no danger there
I'll wipe all trace away, I'll get clean away
The safecracker

[Chorus]
Got impaled on a nail
Once I left a trail behind me
I'll end in jail if I fail
But I'll have all the time
Gloves and rope, stethoscope
At tip-toe time, I'll be at large
It takes a crook to know where to look
Better get cracking, better get cracking
Better get cracking

[Verse 3]
The moon is a blabbermouth
Who'll shop you in and catch you out
But me and my Ford spectacular
I'll be all right

[Chorus]
Got impaled on a nail
Once I left a trail behind me
A bloody tale, to no avail
Better get cracking, It's not safe
I'll land in jail if I fail
Better get cracking
It takes a crook to know where to look
I'll have all the time
I'll have all the time
Better get cracking, better get cracking