Twelve Sided (skit)

Mc Chris: Outta my way
Reporter: Beautiful night out here on the red carpet
MC Chris: Mothafucka outta my way!
Reporter: MC, MC, come on over here!
MC Chris: Who the fuck are you? I don't know you!
Reporter: how you doin? my name's Joe Garden from television
MC Chris: Fuck you, Joe Garden I don't know you from shit!
Reporter: MC you got a new record coming out called drinking blunts and smoking forties
MC Chris: drinking blunts and smoking forties I won't talk about shit. Get the fuck outta my face!
Reporter: Ok... and your new single Smackababy, endorsing infant-
MC Chris: Smackababy! Make me go crazy! Smack that shit!
Reporter: Alright and moving on, who are you wearing tonight you look fantastic!
MC Chris: Fuck you’s who I'm wearing bitch you need to get the fuck outta my way! Where the fuck is the fuckin craft service?
Reporter: MC one last question, how did you come up with the name MC Chris?
MC Chris: Fuck you’s how I came up with it. What the fuck are you talk..who the fuck?.. Where did you come from you son of a bitch?
MC Record Deal: Yo! Which one of you mothafuckas is MC Chris?
Rapzilla: Yeah mothafuckas!
MC Chris: Who wants to know?
Rapzilla: Yo we do! We got a message for you from Reggie!
MC Chris: Reggie? What’s it say?
MC Record Deal: He wanna say somethin' like
Rapzilla & MC Record Deal: THIS!
*machine gun fire*
MC Chris ah oh ah ah ah
MC Record Deal: Yeah yeah yeah yeah
Rapzilla: Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah die bitch
MC Record Deal: Yeah yeah mothafucka
Rapzilla: Yeah yeah mothafuckin dead
MC Record Deal: Yo your fuckin dead yo
Rapzilla: Yeah yeah yo you see that paparazzo
MC Record Deal: yeah paparazzo
Rapzilla: We killed your king
*machine gun fire*
MC Record: Deal yeah we killed your king
Rapzilla: We killed your king all you fuckin nerdy ass bitches
MC Record Deal: We just made you twelve sided die mothfucka
Rapzilla: Yo check out I’m wearing your fuckin face
Rapzilla: Rapzilla’s wearin your face mc chris. I’m getting my picture taken with your face on man
MC Record Deal: I’m takin his picture with your face on
Rapzilla: Yeah yeah yeah oh shit
MC Record Deal: I’m takin his picture with my my camera phone
Rapzilla: I’m wiping my ass with your mothafuckin ass ain't that a bitch
MC Record Deal: Where’s your jet pack now mothafucka
Rapzilla: I’m wiping my ass with your ass bitch
MC Record Deal: Where’s your jet pack now
*machine gun fire*
Rapzilla: Be our myspace friend mothafucka
MC Record Deal: Cracked out
Rapzilla: Everybody who used to be mothafuckin mc chris’ myspace friend
MC Record Deal: be our myspace friend
Rapzilla: be our myspace friend yo
Rapzilla: Yeah join that shit bitch check out our videos and our songs better than this dead mothfucka