Turtwig vs. Chimchar vs. Piplup

[Hook: Mat4yo, Kevin Krust, Cam Steady]
Here before, it's Gen 4, you can't get enough
Clench your pearls, you know we're diamonds in the rough (that's right that's right)
When we raise the bar up
We're just gettin' started
As you go through Sinnoh, here's why I should be your partner

[Verse 1: Mat4yo (Turtwig)]
Slow and steady, already knowing I'm winning this
Turtle gonna snap, call it photosynthesis
Grow tall like a tree, tor-tear up a beat
Yeah, they named the home town after my twin leaf
Been getting twiggy with since I was a little sprout
I don't need an explorer kit to Barry you underground
You zoo pals are just posers
When I grow old, they'll look at me to hold the globe on my shoulders
Piplup don't evolve on the show that we're on
Take a back seat, happy feet, you're breaking Dawn
Empoleon's a Waterloo-ser, time to surrender
Only this chimp's got a shorter temper
A hot-headed goth chick in need of a hug
Never thought King Kong wore a bra and Uggs
I'm on the big screen, heaviest hitter of 'em all
And I drop bars hard as you got dropped by Paul

[Verse 2: Cam Steady (Chimchar)]
Oh, you bringin' up Paul? it didn't burn at all
Lookin' like a freaky Chia pet when you evolve
While this fire on the top got me like a Saiyan god
So you dirt hill Squirtle go withdrawal
Yeah, all of us bored 'cause you tried to sell 'em
A Bulbasaur that ain't got no venom
With no point to try and tell 'em not to make me a foe
I can tell comparin' stats that you're a little bit slow
If Em pulls up, then I've got hunches
Popper's penguins getting popped, by Bullet Punches, you're not steel
My Iron Fist's the only real
Metal that you'll feel
You eat too many meals
No need to melt you with my fire
Chub penguin tips his own iceberg

[Verse 3: Kevin Krust (Piplup)]
Water type, but I came here to break the ice
I'm Piplup, I'm the one that you best decide
'Cause I'm the Pearl of the Gen, so you're best to hide
Before I slay pot head like a pesticide
Chimchar, haven't I seen your type before this?
You saw Torchic and you had to Torrent
And Turtwig is weak to the mic when I'm rockin' it
Like Pangea, I will split this continent
I'll dehydrate this primate, 'cause I'm so defiant
I flow with the power of Poseidon
I go hard as Diamond, I'm from cold climates
So I'll flood you both when I pay you in trident
Between us, it should be no question
Everybody knows I'm the flyest penguin
'Cause I take action, and defeat any admin
And I'll show I'm the best when my verse goes Platinum

[Hook: Mat4yo, Kevin Krust, Cam Steady]
Here before, it's Gen 4, you can't get enough
Clench your pearls, you know we're diamonds in the rough (that's right that's right)
When we raise the bar up
We're just gettin' started
As you go through Sinnoh, here's why I should be your partner