Gardevoir vs. Gallade

[Intro: Cam Steady]
POKEMON RAP BATTLE!

GARDEVOIR!
VS
GALLADE!

GO!

[Round 1 - Gallade: Cam Steady]
You must have been hit with confusion
To step in here battling me
Is this hypnosis? You rap me to sleep
Cause I know you can't tackle an actual beast
I'mma shatter your screens and your dazzling gleams
And then sweep up a bag of your magical leaves
Cause like Kalos elite, you'll be nothing, hype
I guess that fighting's not your type
This evolution's justified
So it's best that you hide, knowing your timid nature
You're just the rough draft that they mastered much later
I'm Alpha Omega, you just are my Beta
And when I go mega, then it's time to duel
But when you go mega, then it's time to dance?
Well you don't want that, cause these swords that I slash
Gonna blast you in half with this massive attack

[Round 1 - Gardevoir: Sailorurlove]
It's sad you attack, I resist
Your fad was a flash and you missed
This "rapper's" a trash slinging slasher
That's dripping with ice picks all over his wrists
Insist on a fight, then this hyper voice talks back
Think that you're special? I thought that
It would be obvious and dawn on you
Trainers would rather use your stone to get a frostlass
Send your teeny fists and you'll learn I'll blast them back
Need my healing wish when I Will-O Wisp
Cause my burns half your attacks
You take my schtick, I'll just make a trick
And regain my name the same, claim it's your type
So why am I the one in all the fighting games(Aah!)

[Round 2 - Gallade: Cam Steady]
What a disgrace
That flow is the same as black holes you create
It's empty with space
Now I'mma leave Gardevoir without a trace
Your ability's about to change
When I pixelate you with these blades
And the only ones that gonna miss your embrace
Are the furries that frequent your Rule 34
Look at all the porn that they made
There's kids who are playing this game
But every time that I go Google your name
It's a pain cause my history must be erased
Save face and teleport away
Battlin' or on the stage, I beat you all the same
You were cool in Generation 3, but now you been replaced
Even Wally knew, the second time around, to pick Gallade

[Round 2 - Gardevoir: Sailorurlove]
Can you see what I'm thinking?
Hmm...you suck
If you think you've got an edge
I'll leave this psycho cut
If you really think this combat's close
Then I'mma eat them dreams
Cause you don't learn a decent fighting move till' Level 63
Back off, I disarm your whack claws
You're Wally's award from Norman
Cause you all just suck off
So just mark this track lost
With that porn you've seen to have read
We all know you're just frustrated
Your Evo's a sausage fest

[Outro: Cam Steady]
GAME OVER!

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