National Lampoon
National Lampoon
National Lampoon
National Lampoon
National Lampoon
National Lampoon
National Lampoon
National Lampoon
National Lampoon
National Lampoon
National Lampoon
National Lampoon
National Lampoon
National Lampoon
National Lampoon
National Lampoon
National Lampoon
National Lampoon
National Lampoon
National Lampoon
National Lampoon
National Lampoon
National Lampoon
National Lampoon
National Lampoon
National Lampoon
National Lampoon
National Lampoon
National Lampoon
National Lampoon
National Lampoon
National Lampoon
National Lampoon
National Lampoon
National Lampoon
National Lampoon
National Lampoon
National Lampoon
National Lampoon
National Lampoon
National Lampoon
National Lampoon
National Lampoon
National Lampoon
National Lampoon
National Lampoon
National Lampoon
National Lampoon
National Lampoon
National Lampoon
National Lampoon
National Lampoon
National Lampoon
National Lampoon
National Lampoon
National Lampoon
National Lampoon
National Lampoon
National Lampoon
National Lampoon
National Lampoon
National Lampoon
National Lampoon
National Lampoon
National Lampoon
National Lampoon
National Lampoon
National Lampoon
National Lampoon
National Lampoon
National Lampoon
National Lampoon
National Lampoon
National Lampoon
National Lampoon
National Lampoon
National Lampoon
National Lampoon
National Lampoon
National Lampoon
National Lampoon
National Lampoon
National Lampoon
National Lampoon
National Lampoon
National Lampoon
National Lampoon
National Lampoon
National Lampoon
National Lampoon
National Lampoon
National Lampoon
National Lampoon
National Lampoon
National Lampoon
National Lampoon
National Lampoon
National Lampoon
National Lampoon
National Lampoon
National Lampoon
National Lampoon
National Lampoon
National Lampoon
National Lampoon
National Lampoon
National Lampoon
National Lampoon
National Lampoon
National Lampoon
National Lampoon
National Lampoon
National Lampoon
National Lampoon
National Lampoon
National Lampoon
National Lampoon
National Lampoon
National Lampoon
National Lampoon
National Lampoon
National Lampoon
National Lampoon
National Lampoon
National Lampoon
National Lampoon
National Lampoon
National Lampoon
National Lampoon
National Lampoon
National Lampoon
National Lampoon
National Lampoon
National Lampoon
National Lampoon
National Lampoon
National Lampoon
National Lampoon
I met you at the sideshow at the fair
The sign said, "Turtle Woman - please beware"
But I went inn and I just had to stare
Turtle Woman, I love you - I don't care
The people were throwing pennies at your shell
But they couldn't hurt your feelings, I could tell
I asked you out to dine and you said, "Swell"
Turtle Woman, I saw you and I fell
We ate and started dancin' cheek to cheek
Next to your friends, the Bearded Lady and the Geek
When you take me in your flippers I grow weak
Turtle Woman, when I'm near you I can't speak
That day in June was to be our wedding day
You couldn't wear a gown but, what the hey
I don't care what those gossips say
Turtle Woman, you stole my heart away
Things were about as good as they would get
But nothin' last forever, that's what you said
When I say you with another I turned red
How could you fall in love with a pinhead?