A&P Commercial: The Death Penalty for Shoplifting
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- #1Into (Worldwide Short Wave Radio Motif)
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- #2Advanced Malignant Tumor of the Brain
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- #3You Don’t Have to Look at Pictures on the Radio
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- #4Theatre Times for “The Ryan O’Neal Story” (Pt. 1)
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- #5The Lost Glider
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- #6N.L.R.H. Program ID
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- #7Marlon Brando Interview
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- #8Theatre Times for “The Ryan O’Neal Story” (Pt. 2)
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- #9Little Miss Muffet (Otis Redding Parody)
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- #10Theatre Times for “The Ryan O’Neal Story” (Pt. 3)
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- #11True or False?
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- #12American Safety Institute: Remember to Brush
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- #13The Comedy of Patrol Officer Tim O’Malley
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- #14The Loan Arranger
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- #15Can a Match Burn Twice? (Pt. 1)
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- #16Public Disservice Message: Mental Hospitals
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- #17Can a Match Burn Twice? (Pt. 2)
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- #18Laughs From the Past
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- #19What If Ed Sullivan Were Tortured?
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- #20Canadian Newsreel
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- #21Quick Canada Quiz (Pt. 1)
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- #22The Comedy of Cardiologist Dr. Andrew Tillman
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- #23Quick Canada Quiz (Pt. 2)
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- #24The Evil Santa
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- #25Natlamp Unto My Feet: With The Rev. Otto A. Brown
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- #26N.L.R.H. Program ID: Honk Honk...Why It’s Wobbles the Goose
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- #27Methadone Maintenance Man (James Taylor Parody)
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- #28Front Row Center: “Death of a Salesman”
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- #29Light Your Faith
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- #30The Indianapolis Academy of the French Accent
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- #31Mel Brewer’s Insomnia Time, With Ron Fields (Pt. 1)
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- #32Sperm Whale Song
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- #33Mel Brewer’s Insomnia Time, with Ron Fields (Pt. 2)
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- #34National Lampoon’s Call-in (Pt. 2)
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- #35N.L.R.H. Promo (Muhammad Ali)
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- #36House Rules
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- #37Let Us Speak English
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- #38N.L.R.H. Promo (Al Jolson)
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- #39Flash Bazbo, Space Explorer
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- #40Stand Up
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- #41Mr. Veal Chop Commercial Intro
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- #42Closet Queen
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- #43Interview With the Hollywood Gay Alliance
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- #44Close Queen (Reprise & Closing)
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- #45Public Disservice Message: The Salvation Army
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- #46The Comedy of News Anchor Robert K. Chancellor
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- #47Frank Rizzo: The Philadelphia Police League for Retarded Children
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- #48And the Winner Is...
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- #49The Comedy of Psychiatrist Dr. Ricky Johnson
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- #50The Dick & Jane Show
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- #51Which of the Ten Commandments Am I Breaking?
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- #52Baby Brando
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- #53N.L.R.H. Promo (Yodeling)
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- #54Southern California Brings Me Down (Neil Young Parody)
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- #55Fred Perdue’s Chicken Commercial
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- #56The Comedy of King Faisal
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- #57Public Disservice Message: Zip Codes
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- #58Natlamp Unto My Feet, with Father Joseph Vazinni
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- #59Outro (Worldwide Short Wave Radio Motif)
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- #60Channel Surfing (Cheech & Chong Parody)
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- #61Intro (Outer Limits)
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- #62Harry Block: 417 Reasons Why You Should Let Us Do Your Taxes
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- #63Turtle Woman
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- #64Harry Block: Reason #110
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- #65The Immigrants: “The Hillbillies”
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- #66Gift of the Nazis Show Promo
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- #67Harry Block: Reason #408
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- #68Well Intentioned Blues (Pete Seeger Parody)
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- #69At the Tone from the Time You Called...
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- #70Handy Household Hint
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- #71Universal Bank Commercial
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- #72Request Time: “Gigi”
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- #73Humor Test, with Dr. Chevy Chase
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- #74Alternative Child
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- #751973 Miss America Pageant
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- #76Timex Watch Commercial
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- #77N.L.R.H. Program ID/The Jimmy Dugan Story
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- #78Quick Canada Quiz: (Pt. 3)
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- #79Harry Block: Reason #287
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- #80Quick Canada Quiz: The Answer
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- #81Interview with Ali & Foreman
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- #82Great Mountain Valley Drinking Water & Brite Toothpaste Commercial
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- #83Scuzzy Linoleum Commercial Intro
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- #84Steppin’ On a Spaniel
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- #85Car Cheese Commercial Intro
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- #86Harry Block: Reason #177
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- #87How Often Have You Said to Yourself...
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- #88Police Auditions
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- #89Guru Craig Baker, The Perfect Master
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- #90Insincere Commercial Intro
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- #91Harry Block: Reason #356
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- #92You Put Me Through Hell (Joni Mitchell Parody)
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- #93Vulcanized Sneakers Commercial Intro
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- #94Mr. Whipple Commercial Goes Wrong
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- #95What Do You Recommend from the Menu?
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- #96N.L.R.H Disclaimer & Warning
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- #97Cheech & Chong Parody (Conclusion)
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- #98Outro (Scottish Announcer)
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- #99Disclaimer Intro: “Due to the Explicit Nature...”
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- #100Tommy Toilet
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- #101Flash Bazbo in a Restaurant
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- #102Bill Bradley of the New York Knicks
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- #103Flash Bazbo, Space Explorer: The Adventure Continues
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- #104Bob the Rapist
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- #105I’m a Little Stiff from Polo
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- #106Legal Disclaimer (Muhammad Ali)
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- #107Music Perspective, with Ron Fields (Pt. 1)
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- #108Suicide Prevention Hotline/N.L.R.H. Program ID
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- #109Overdose Heaven
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- #110Interview with Don Corleone
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- #111Monolithic Oil Commercial
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- #112Straight Man Auditions
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- #113Music Perspective, with Ron Fields (Pt. 2)
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- #114Every Day I Feel Depressed (B.B. King Parody)
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- #115Dial-a-Curse
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- #116Guru Craig Baker, The Perfect Master Visits a Bar
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- #117Limerick Time (Pt. 1)
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- #118American Safety Institute: Mad Dog
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- #119Limerick Time (Pt. 2)
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- #120Flash Bazbo, Space Explorer: Chapter 219
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- #121Classic Riddles (Pt. 1)
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- #122Public Disservice Message: Care Packages to Europe
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- #123Classic Riddles (Pt. 2)
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- #124The Littlest Christmas Tree
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- #125Santa Cupcake Recipe
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- #126Rod Serling Explains the First Christmas
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- #127A&P Commercial: The Death Penalty for Shoplifting
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- #128The Hockey “Guillotine”
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- #129National Lampoon Call-in (Pt. 1)
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- #130Classics of the Contemporary Drama “Waiting for Godot”
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- #131Mother Goose’s Wine
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- #132Al Capone on Trial
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- #133The Rosenburgs
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- #134National Lampoon’s Call-in (Pt. 3)
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- #135Terminal Football
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- #136Classics of the Contemporary Drama: “The Idiot”
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- #137National Lampoon Call-in (Pt. 4)
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- #138Outro (English Announcer)
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