​turning red is NO-t mid ♡

[Intro, Spoken]
I'm ba-a-ck! Did you miss me?
Look, I've run into a new kind of brainrot recently
It's all about Turning Red, so buckle up (Ilomilo!)

[Verse 1]
Twenty minutes? That's how long you last in bed
And, man, you'd be the bride, 'cause you're fucked in the head
If you really think of mid as Turning Red, so
You're gonna wish you never said, oh
Man, now you're dead, no

[Chorus]
Now you're gonna wish you hid
'Cause Turning Red is not mid
So how 'bout you shut your lid?
'Cause Turning Red is not mid

[Verse 2]
You don't understand, I'm obsessed
Disney and Pixar, man, always blessed
But you? Psh, you're a mess
Little bitch, don't you have a test?
Now, honey, gеt some help and get somе rest

[Chorus]
Now you're gonna wish you hid
'Cause Turning Red is not mid
So how 'bout you shut your lid?
'Cause Turning Red is not mid

[Bridge, Spoken]
BTW, this is not about slash for anyone specific
It's just for the Turning Red haters in general
If you're my friend and you don't like Turning Red, I don't hate you
But I encourage you to maybe give it another try
Or at least watch the whole thing, ahem, 'cause—

[Chorus]
Now you're gonna wish you hid
'Cause Turning Red is not mid
So how 'bout you shut your lid?
'Cause Turning Red is not mid

[Outro, Spoken]
Kinda ass, but whatev', it's the message that counts
Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm going to watch the movie again
For the fourth time, take notes, bestie
Peace, losers!