[Chorus]
Crypto? Man, you'd have to be a hot ass hypno
For me to even go near, no
You're out of your mind, man
Don't waste your time, and
[Verse 1]
You're wrecking the earth and wrecking your sanity
You're about NFTs? Then you ain't a fan of me
Tellin' me to find the man in me? (Psh, fuck no)
You're killing the manatees
[Pre-Chorus]
Yuck, no, how about? Fuck no
Sayin', "Can't not tiptoe, buy some crypto" (Fuck off)
[Chorus]
Crypto? Man, you'd have to be a hot ass hypno
For me to even go near, no
You're out of your mind, man
Don't waste your time, and
[Post-Chorus, Spoken]
(Crypto? More like crypt-no, you're ass)
[Verse 2]
L's all around me, where's the brains?
I'm not even involved, yet I feel the pain
Think of the lions, with fuckin' no more manes
You're fucking insane
[Pre-Chorus]
Yuck, no, how about? Wait, fuck no
Singin', "Can't not tiptoe, buy some crypto" (Get a life)
[Chorus]
Crypto? Man, you'd have to be a hot ass hypno
For me to even go near, no
You're out of your mind, man
Don't waste your time, and
[Post-Chorus, Spoken]
(Crypto? More like crypt-no, you're ass)
[Bridge]
Crypto? More like crypt-no (You're ass)
Crypto? Need a hot ass hypno (Get back to class)
Crypto? Go somewhere else with that, hoe (You're an L)
Crypto? Common sense is where I'm sat, oh (Can't even spell)
[Pre-Chorus]
Fuck no! Fuck off!
[Chorus]
You'd have to be a hot ass hypno
For me to even go near, no
You're out of your mind, man
Don't waste your time, and
[Post-Chorus]
(Crypto? More like crypt-no, you're ass)
crypt-NO ♡ was written by vespodd.
crypt-NO ♡ was produced by vespodd.
vespodd released crypt-NO ♡ on Mon Mar 14 2022.
ok so, ngl, i hate nfts/crypto/whatever.
people talking about them makes my blood boil, unless it’s a joke abt them, bc the jokes are literally top-tier.
but nfts are like all everyone talks about, so hopefully this could maybe be my most popular song, and rightfully so, bc i’m speaking out abt this...