Tumblr Bitches

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DAMN I LOVE THEM
TUMBLR BITCHES (X2)

DAMN I WANT THEM
TUMBLR BITCHES (X2)

[VERSE 1: ODiN]

FUCK REAL GIRLS, I ONLY FUCK WITH TUMBLR BITCHES
MY FRIENDS ARE TELLING ME THAT I'M SOME KIND OF SEXIST
THEY JUST DON'T UNDERSTAND THAT I GOT AN ACQUIRED TASTE
FOR PERFECT PICTURES, TUMBLR BITCHES WITH A PERFECT FACE

NO FLAWS AT ALL, A LITTLE PHOTOSHOPPING AND WE'RE GOOD
DON'T MATTER IF YOU'RE KAWAii OR IF YOU'RE SUPER-HOOD

NOW, DON'T BE SELFISH
TAKE A SELFIE
PUT IT UP GIRL
INDULGE ME

BITCH, I'M ONLINE ALL THE TIME, KINDA LIKE A HACKER
I'M FOREVER ON THE GRIND, MOTHERFUCK A SLACKER
GOING ON DATES AND GETTING GIRLFRIENDS, THAT SHIT'S DUMB
I'M GROWING OLDER BUT THESE TUMBLR GIRLS FOREVER YOUNG

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DAMN I LOVE THEM
TUMBLR BITCHES (X2)

DAMN I WANT THEM
TUMBLR BITCHES (X2)

TUMBLR BITCHES (X8)

[VERSE 2: BAD BOY HJ]

SEPTUM PIERCINGS AND PINK DIP-DYE
THE ONLY GIRLS I DON'T FEEL AWKWARD STARING IN THE EYE
SHE 18 AND I'M 30
I'M SURE TO REBLOG WHEN HER PICS GET A LITTLE DIRTY

SICKO MOBB, SHE GOT ME BOPPIN
I KILL THAT FOLLOW BUTTON, NO I AIN'T STOPPING
SHE DON'T KNOW ME BUT I FEEL LIKE I KNOW HER
FUCK MY OWN LIFE, I ESCAPE INTO HER WORLD

AND ALL MY FRIENDS...
ARE SETTLING DOWN...
THEY SEND ME WEDDING PICTURES, BABY PICTURES ON MY PHONE
BUT WITH THESE GIRLS ON MY DASH I'M NEVER ALONE

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[MIDDLE 8: ODiN]

AND IN THE END IT'S JUST ME AND MY COMPUTER SCREEN
IF YOU AIN'T TALKING TUMBLR BITCHES YOU AIN'T TALKING TO ME
REAL LIFE OUTSIDE, TOO FUCKING BORING
IMMA HIDE, I DECIDE TO LIVE MY LIFE HIKIKOMORI
HIKIKOMORI...
NO FUCK THAT SHIT, I'M ON THE ROAD TO RICHES
I'M NOT BRINGING ANYBODY BUT MY TUMBLR BITCHES

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