Role Play (The Witch)

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I SAW THE HORROR
SHE CAST A HEX
I FELT THE TERROR
I'M SCARED OF SEX

I SAW THE HOOD WITCH
AND I TELL YOU, NEVER FUCK WITH THE
HOOD WITCH
SHE PUT HER FINGER IN MY BUTT

[VERSE 1]

SHE'S LOOKING GOOD THOUGH, SWEAR SHE'S A DIME
HER FRIENDS HAVE NO IDEA WHY SHE'S WASTING HER TIME
ON A GEEK LIKE ME, SOMETHING JUST AIN'T RIGHT
I DON'T REALLY CARE, I'M GETTING SEX TONIGHT

RED FUR RUG AND A VIBRATING BED
SO ROMANTIC THAT SHE SAID SHE'D GIVE ME HEAD
I WAS COHEN, SHE WAS JOPIN IN CHELSEA HOTEL
GAVE ME HEAD ON THE UNMADE BED, SHE DID IT WEEL

AND I THOUGHT THAT SHE WAS SENSITIVE SO I PUT ON COLDPLAY
CRIED A LITTLE WHEN I CAME, NAH, THAT'S ROLE PLAY
FEATAL POSITION, SO ASHAMED, SAID I NEVER CRY
BUT I WAS YET TO LOOK THE DEMON IN THE EYE

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[VERSE 2]

"WHAT YOU MEAN YOU AIN'T NASTY, WHY THE FUCK YOU CAME?"
SHE SAID, THEN SHE FORCED ME TO DO IT AGAIN
SECOND TIME WE STARTED OFF A TEENY-WEENY BETTER
UNTIL SHE ASKED TO FINGER ME AND STUPIDLY I LET HER

"DON'T FUCK WITH THE WITCH, DON'T FUCK WITH THE WITCH!"
SHE SCREAMED IN MY FACE, THEN SHE CALLED ME A BITCH
SHIT GOT AWKWARD AND I FROZE UP LIKE NARDUWAR
CALLED ME A PHONY, SAID SHE "THOUGHT THAT I WAS HARDCORE"

"I CAME TO BRING THE PAIN, HARDCORE TO THE BRAIN"
SHE'S QUOTING 2PAC MAN THIS GIRL IS INSANE
"I CAME TO BRING THE PAIN, HARDCORE TO THE BRAIN"
I SWEAR I'LL NEVER DO THIS SHIT AGAIN

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