Trapped in the Closet: Chapters 30

"Sylvester"
"You're late"
Twan and Sylvester in the private garage, Twan says
"Man, how you like these kicks?"
"Nigga ever since you won that money"
"Haha"
"Can't nobody tell you shit"
"Damn right"
"Now Twan, you already know what to do?"
"Man, how many times I gotta tell you?"
"I gotchu"
"Man, just be on the lookout"
"Sylvester"
"Hm?"
"Check me out"
"Haha"
"Oh shit, right, you got a gun now, nigga"
"Yeah, and I told motherfuckers I was gon' buy me a piece"
"Oh, let me check it out"
"See?"
"Nice"
"Man, I bust a cap in a motherfucker's ass and a nigga won't even think twice"
"Yeah, I'm sure you will"
"Yeah you know your bruh-in-law, he keeps it real"
"Well before bruh-in-law gets us both killed, I'll be holdin' the heat ("What?") until we make the deal"
"Man"
"And get outta there"
"Now Twan, this shit is serious"
"Now this motherfucker we goin' to meet, this motherfucker's delirious"
"Now, listen to me and listen good"
"When we walk in"
"Yeah don't say nothin'"
"Yeah that's right, these niggas ain't friends like the Italians, their bouncer won't even ask questions"

"You go first"
"Okay"
"Now here it is, I done finally went out and bought myself a gun"
"And Sylvester take it from me, I'm like, 'Aw man, I can't never have no fun'"
"And then we get into some gangsta shit and I'm like 'Ooh'"
"I'm thinkin' to myself, if Sylvester hadn't have took my piece, I would bust on these fools"
"Boom, boom, boom"
"Yeah, nigga what y'all wanna do?"
"I was-"
"Is that your confession?"
"Yeah"
"Nigga, that shit ain't cool"
"See Twan likes to talk a lot, walk around, brag a lot"
"I'm always tellin' him 'Keep it cool, get back with Tina, don't be no fool'"
"But you gotta walk a mile in my shoes"
"Man the places I've walked, I ain't have no shoes"
"Well bruh-in-law, gangstas prove shit with violence"
"No, real gangstas move in silence"
"Well can I get my-"
"Silence"
"Man, this is some bull-"
"Silence"
"Oh, you just gon' keep on sayin' 'silence'?" ("Silence")
"Man, you gotta love this man"
[laughter]