Trapped in the Closet: Chapters 29

"Love and happiness
Hallelujah
Thank you, Jesus
An old buddy of mine, Al Green, said it best
Can I get a amen up in here? Haha
Now some of y'all don't know I used to sing background for that man
'Til God came in and swooped me up off my feets
And he, oh he could do the same for you
He can make it right
Well I got somethin' here that'll change your very life
Thank you, God
The Reverend James Moseley Ministry presents
My book, haha, and it's a excellent read
I'm telling you it's gon' touch you, yeah
In your heart
The spirit tellin' me somebody out there need a brand new start
Amen
And if that's you, then this is it
Trapped in the Closet, heh, the book
No-now I don't mean to brag, but
It's The Bible, and it's this, hallelujah
Now all you gotta do is..."

Reverend Moseley starts to preach on about the book
And what it takes to get one
"Just send in twenty-nine ninety-five
And that's a discount, so do it now
And this Trapped in the Closet book is yours"

Tina and Roxanne at the restaurant
Roxanne says "Jackleg preacher, he's so full of shit"
Then Tina says "Don't say that, girl, he's a preacher"
Roxanne says "I know a preacher when I see one
And he ain't no preacher
Tina, there's so much I've got to teach you"
Then Tina's eye start blinkin' again like it did before
She throws the broom on the floor
And says "I can't take this shit no more"
"Now Tina, listen to me"
"No you listen to me
I'm tired of you tellin' me what to do"
"Girl, don't forget who you talkin' to"
Like you runnin' me
Bitch, that pimp slap must've made you crazy"
"Roxanne, you are the reason I ain't got a father for my baby"
"Now I ain't gonna listen to too much more of this shit, now bitch you way outta line"
"No, bitch
You way outta time"
"And just what is that supposed to mean?"
"I'm goin' to find Twan, I'm so over this scene"
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{"Out of the Closet" confessionals}

[Tina]
See, I appreciate everything Roxanne did for me when Twan was in prison, but Twan is out now
And it's time for Tina to make her own damn decisions
Yeah, I slept with Roxanne a couple of times, and I gotta admit it was cool
I needed a job and a place to live but I'm tired of playin' by the fuckin' rules
So anyway, we both got a phone call to come on some TV show, to talk about the shit
At first I said no, but you know what? I think I'm gonna go

[Roxanne]
I don't know who the hell she think she is if she think she can talk to me this way
She got another thing comin', let me tell you somethin', she gon' fuck around, make me catch a case
Took her black ass in, gave her a job, but no, she wanna forget about the past
Twan? She crazy if she think she leavin' me for his gorilla body havin' ass, okay?

["OTC" theme song singer]
Drivin' me outta my mind!