Track 1:Dad Jokes & Candy Smokes

Track 1:Dad Jokes and Candy Smokes
(Chorus)
Gum drops and lollipops jokes and candy smokes rolling to the park on our bicycles

[verse 1:Fleece Fleepo]
Why did the jaguar eat the tightrope walker?
It was craving a well-balanced meal. Why did the ring master take the plea deal What is a knight’s favorite fish? Swordfish rubbed a lamp the genies granted a wish What do you call a sleeping bull? A bulldozer. The type of fella to make a cow roll over What do you call a pig that does karate? A pork chop. Or is it a pork cop Why don’t big cats play poker in the safari? Too many cheetahs. Why don’t buffalos play to many wife beat-ahs What do you call a duck that gets all A’s? A wise quacker. What do you call a white rapper a rhyme cracker How do you catch a whole school of fish? With bookworms and whale sperms

(Chorus)
Gum drops and lollipops jokes and candy smokes rolling to the park on our bicycles

[verse 2:fleece fleepo]
How do you keep a bull from charging?
Take away its credit card. Burn it in front of them like charizard How did the black cats end their fight? They hissed and made up. How do you Colombian neck tie you frisked with the blade up What did the buffalo say to his son when he dropped him off at school? Bison like Cody was exposed for when Zer0 won Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom?
Because the “P” is silent. Like Christmas night in Chicago only time it’s not violent Why are frogs happy? They eat whatever bugs them! They get stuck to their tongue phlegm What kind of footwear do frogs prefer? Open-toed. Walking barefoot on the open road

Let’s keep it rolling on the next track same premise