Toys

[Verse 1]
The dolls have burnt down the dolls house
The Chessmen have been put to the sword
The Droughts are forming a coven
Peter Pan is sleeping with whores

[Chorus]
The man in the moon
Oh where did he go
It's rumored some astronauts
Were seen digging a hole

[Verse 2]
The Daleks are on the council
Action Man likes little boys
The Moomins they worship Satan
The Wombles have been humanely destroyed

[Chorus]
The man in the moon
Oh where did he go
It's rumored some astronauts
Were seen digging a hole

[Verse 3]
The three bears share more than porridge
Biggles is bankrupt and sleeps in his car
Janet sells smack from her basement
While John's a people trafficker
Noddy he makes snuff movies
Rupert bear hung himself from a tree
Andy Pandy he is on steroids
The famous five are on a murder spree

[Chorus & Outro]
The man in the moon
Oh where did he go
It's rumored some astronauts
Were seen digging a hole
We are easily brought
And so easily sold
England expects you
To do as you're bloody well told