Toy Sack

[Intro]
If you look up in the sky on the night before Christmas
There's a big fat guy with a
Toy sack
Toy sack, yeah, yeah
It's squeezing down through your fireplace Christmas Day

[Verse 1]
A million Barbie dolls packed away
Boxed up in a sack on a sleigh
That jingle bell parka
Is as big as a whale
They put everything into the toy sack
They shove in a Chrysler
And a TV from Sony
So hurry up and pack that Shetland pony

[Chorus]
The toy sack is a magical place where Santa puts the presents
Toy sack, baby, (this sack's heavy)
Toy sack, break Santa's back
Call a chiropractor, crack Santa's back

[Verse 2]
Lugging and tuggin
Huffin and puffin
Reachin' in the bag
There's an Easy-Bake Oven
Now back up the chimney
Yeah, it's straining Santa's jimmies
That sack's not skinny
But every year he lugs it
Around and around and around and around

[Verse 3]
Reindeer are hoofin'
There ain't no time for goofin baby
Elves linin' up to pack toys for your town
Bag is always movin
Somethin's in there poopin' baby
Puppies in the sack
There's puppies in the sack

[Chorus]
The toy sack is a magical place where Santa puts the presents
Toy sack baby
Toy sack baby

Have a what
Merry Christmas

[Chorus]
Toy Sack, Santa's toy sack
Toy Sack, Santa's toy sack, baby
Have a Merry Christmas
That's a lot of presents in the toy sack