There’s A Santa Who Looks A Lot Like Elvis

[Verse 1]
There's a Santa who looks a lot like Elvis
The King of Rock and Roll
Take a look at the double chin
He's weighing about 310
With golden chains and sequined belt below

[Verse 2]
There's a Santa who looks a lot like Elvis
Down at the Kmart store
But the scariest sight to see
Is that jolly VIP
In a pompadour

[Chorus]
A pair of blue suede boots and a beard with black roots
And a face you knew way back when
A drawl in his talk and a swaggering walk
And the hips that wiggled back then
My mom and dad can barely wait to see the King again

[Verse 3]
He's a Santa who sounds a lot like Elvis
With every ho ho ho
There's that faint peanut butter smell
Whenever he says "Noel"
Those lips are always twitching to and fro

[Verse 4]
There's a Santa who looks a lot like Elvis
Soon the band will start
And the thing that would pleasure Bing
Is a carol by the King
Right here in Kmart

[Interlude: "Elvis"]
You ain't nothing but a reindeer
Flying all the time
You ain't nothing but a reindeer
Flying all the time

Well you ain't never brought a present
And you ain't no friend of mine

Hey, we're here every day from 2 to 4. If you want to feed the reindeer just leave ‘em a peanut butter and ‘nanner sandwich and they'll eat it later

[Verse 5]
He's a Santa who looks a lot like Elvis
(Well, thank you very much. Thank you)
Signs you can't ignore
(Well, I have put on a few pounds)
It's the wackiest thing to see
Buddy Holly's on his knee
(Boy, you're a skinny little feller aren't you?)
And I'm almost sure
Sure it's Elvis once more

[Outro: "Elvis"]
Uh, ho ho ho, ho ho ho. Thank you. Thank you very much