Toxic Love

[Intro: Shaggy 2 Dope]
"This is a tale of misplaced love, a tale of a man searching for that misplaced love in all the wrong places, and how he gets his heart ripped out of his chest and stuck in his face so he can watch it slowly stop beating. Let's listen on and hear how my gumpy friend Violent J goes about getting his feelings crushed once again."

[Verse 1: Violent J]
After three years in a mental asylum
I'm finally out, and I'm fine now, no doubt
Rolling home, I see a bitch on a payphone
She was fat and round and had it goin' on
She had a name tag on: Roxy Carol
Stepped up to her like "hello"
We was kickin' it
I said, "I got this dick" (Baby) "'sup on lickin' it"
She said "I'm down for the tactics"
Then my dick stood up like a Tucson cactus
I threw her in the back of my jalopy
She was wet and sloppy, but nothin' could stop me
I was like "Jesus"
Her neden was yellow and smelled like a cheese pizza (Well, damn)
I paid it no mind
I stuck my dick in raw and commenced to grind

[Chorus: Violent J & Shaggy 2 Dope]
(Toxic love) I'm so lonely, lonely, I'm so lonely
(Toxic love) Did she burn you? (Yes) Did it hurt you? (Yes)
(Toxic love) I'm so lonely, lonely, lonely, lonley
(Toxic love) Did she burn you? (Yes) Did it hurt you? (Yes)

[Verse 2: Violent J]
The whole car smelled like pickles (Oh)
I stuck my toe in her ass and tweaked her titty nipples
We fucked for about an hour
I dropped her off where I found her and went for the shower
I got home and I kicked back
Thought about the shower, heh heh heh, fuck that
When I woke up the very next morning
I was awake but my dick was snoring
It was whistling and shooting out smoke
The head was spinning like a Dayton hundred spoke
I started shaking and sweating, I had a fever
My dick was swelled up like a Faygo two liter
It was greenish with purple bunions
And dripping blue skeet and flaking like onions
She gave me skipholophogus no doubt
I'ma find that bitch and knock her the fuck out

[Chorus: Violent J & Shaggy 2 Dope]
(Toxic love) I'm so lonely, lonely, I'm so lonely
(Toxic love) Did she burn you? (Yes) Did it hurt you? (Yes)
(Toxic love) I'm so lonely, lonely, lonely, lonley
(Toxic love)

[Verse 2: Violent J]
I'm on a mission, I search and roam
'Cause my dick hole is spurting a pink foam
And I'm dragging my balls behind me
They're as big as a mailbox, bumpy and slimy
Thank God I ain't dead yet
My dick is crispy, but my drawers are wet somehow
There she is on the same payphone
Near Zug Island in the industrial waste zone
Wait a minute y'all, hold up
Is that the same bitch I was? With she looks tore-up
Holy fuck, nothing's in place
That ain't a girl at all, it's a barrel of toxic waste!
Oh Lord, what have I done?
Roxy Carol is a toxic waste barrel
Me and my green dick headed back to the looney bin
I'm here to turn myself back in

[Chorus: Violent J & Shaggy 2 Dope]
(Toxic love) I'm so lonely, lonely, I'm so lonely
(Toxic love) Did she burn you? (Yes) Did it hurt you? (Yes)
(Toxic love) I'm so lonely, lonely, lonely, lonley
(Toxic love) Did she burn you? (Yes) Did it hurt you? (Yes)

[Outro: Violent J]
"I still like you. When I inject my penis inside of you, my balls light up like light bulbs. You're green. You're green, and you're so warm"