Torture Yourself

You've got no friends, no social life
Got no girlfriend, you've got no wife
Thought bondage might amuse you
You got no one to abuse you

You wish you had someone to do it
It's so easy, nothing to it
Your whips sit unused on the shelf
The answer is torture yourself

Torture yourself, you know you wanna
Torture yourself, and no one's gonna
Help you out, you're on your own
Torture yourself in your own home

Tie your ankles to the bed
Bend over now and give yourself some head
Be glad you took that yoga class
Take a belt, whip your ass

Now you're really having fun
Don't stop yet, there's more to come
Be sure to lick the toilet clean
Squeeze your balls 'til you scream

Torture yourself, you know you wanna
Torture yourself, and no one's gonna
Help you out, you're on your own
Torture yourself in your own home

[Guitar solo]

You've got no friends, no social life
Got no girlfriend, you've got no wife
You thought bondage might amuse you
You got no one to abuse you

Now you're really having fun
Don't stop yet, there's more to come
Be sure to lick the toilet clean
Squeeze your balls until you scream

Torture yourself, you know you wanna
Torture yourself, and no one's gonna
Help you out, you're on your own
Torture yourself in your own home