Friends

You didn't know that it was gonna be this way
Your life's a joke, and you're all fucked up anyway
Seems like you're always sucking someone's rear
You haven't had a bath for a week, a month, a year

But I'll be there for you
I'll be there for you
I'll be there for you
'Cause you beat up on me, too

I'd like to break your spine, I wanna slap your face
I wanna poke your eyes out, shower you in mace
Seems like you always act so infantile
You got a trendy TV show and a dumb hairstyle

(But) I'll be there for you
I'll be there for you
I'll be there, fuck you
'Cause you beat up on me, too
Yahh!

I'll be there, fuck you!
I'll be there, fuck you!
I won't be anywhere for you!
Fuck you!
What have you ever done for me?
You don't even like me, do ya, boyfriend?
What have you ever done for me?
Fuck you
Shows how much you know about me!
With friends like you, who needs enemas?
Fuck you!