Too Old To Cut The Mustard

[Intro]
Too old, too old, he's too old to cut the mustard anymore

[Verse 1]
When I was young, I had a lots of pep
I could get around, I didn't need no help
But since I'm old and a gettin' gray
The people all look at me and say

[Chorus]
Too old, too old, he's too old to cut the mustard anymore
He's gettin' too old, he's done got too old
He's too old to cut the mustard anymore

[Instrumental Break]

[Verse 2]
I used to could jump just like a deer
But now I need a new landing gear
I used to could jump a picket fence
But now I'm lucky if I jump an inch

[Chorus]
Too old, too old, he's too old to cut the mustard anymore
He's gettin' too old, he's done got too old
He's too old to cut the mustard anymore

[Instrumental Break]

[Verse 3]
When I was young I had a automobile
I'd scoot myself right under that wheel
Had to fight the gals off with a stick
But now they say "Aww he makes me sick"

[Chorus]
Too old, too old, he's too old to cut the mustard anymore
He's gettin' too old, he's done got too old
He's too old to cut the mustard anymore

[Instrumental Break]

[Chorus]
Too old, too old, he's too old to cut the mustard anymore
He's gettin' too old, he's done got too old
He's too old to cut the mustard anymore