Sick, Sober And Sorry

[Chorus]
Well now I'm sick, sober and sorry
Broke, disgusted and sad
Sick, sober and sorry
But look at the fun that I had

[Verse 1]
I met with a gal in a tavern
Oh, what a beautiful dream
We had three or four, then had several more
And that's when I went off my beam

[Chorus]
Now I'm sick, sober and sorry
Broke, disgusted and sad
Sick, sober and sorry
But look at the fun that I had

[Verse 2]
The jukebox so loudly was playing
Each couple having a ball
But of all of them gals, their sweethearts and pals
I'll bet I'm the sickest of all

[Chorus]
Now I'm sick, sober and sorry
Broke, disgusted and sad
Sick, sober and sorry
But look at the fun that I had

[Verse 3]
Outside I was hailing a taxi
I got one this time without fail
It sported a star, I never got far
Was only three blocks to the jail

[Chorus]
Now I'm sick, sober and sorry
Broke, disgusted and sad
Sick, sober and sorry
But look at the fun that I had