Too Much Text

Hey, it's Lewis OfMan here
Let me tell you a story about
Text messages, ugh
Like me, me and text messages
And I hate that shit, fucking hate it

Yeah
I send the lover text
I send the winner text
I send the whatever text
I send the looser text
I send the tricky text
I send the fuzzy text
I send the freaky text
I send the crazy text
What's up?
What's up?
What's up?
What's up?

Hey, I send the coffee text
I send the whisky text
I send the moody text
I send the booty text
I send the logic text
I send the technologic text
I send the astrologic text
I never send the strategic text
What's up?
What's up?
What's up?
What's up?

Hey, spinning, spinning around
Spinning, spinning around
I hate strategy
Yeah, fuck strategy
Spinning, spinning around
Keep spinning, spinning around
It's like a merry-go-round
Yeah, yeah
You know I'm aways the one
That say “I love you”, too early
So all the girls run away
They run away
I'm the one left off on the corner
Shit is dumb man
Anyway
I send the disco text
I send the psycho text
I send the dildo text
I send the buffalo text
I send the cowboy text
I send the coward text
I send the maniac text
I send the Cadillac text
Yeah, spinning around
Keep, keep, keep spinning around
It's like a merry-go-round, yeah
And what about you ?
And what about you ?
And what about you ?
And what about you ? (C'mon)

Too much text
Way too much text
Too much text
Man, way too much text

Man, what it takes
So much stress for a single text
But come one, don't be upset
You know what we do when it's not a success
Well, back to text
Or back to your ex
And if you got some sex
Don't forget your Durex
Anyway
I send the sushi text
To get to the sexy text
I send the musical text
To get to the practical text
I send the scammer text
To get to the hammer text
I send the lowkey text
Trynna' get the kiki text
I send the zero text
Which means that there's no text
I send the distant text
To get to the really close text
I send the dancy text
But then I send the drunky text
Yeah man, I am stressed
I hope I won't send the edgy text
But what I sent was a goofy text
I guess I thought it was the coolest text
I could even say it was the funkiest text
But still what I got was a silent text
Fucking silent text
The silent text
The worst ever text
The fucking silent text

Too much text
Way too much text
Too much text
Man, way too much text