Originally written by the Dead Kennedys, “Too Drunk to Fuck” is about the narrator getting drunk and trying to have sex, despite being incapable for it, as he’s so intoxicated (a rather obvious message).
DBS released it as a part of their 2015 EP, Neverending, and the song has not appeared on any m...
Went to a party
I danced all night
I drank 16 beers and I started up a fight
But now I am jaded
You're out of luck
I'm rolling down the stairs, too drunk to fuck
I'm too drunk to fuck
You're too drunk to fuck
Too drunk to fuck
I'm too drunk, too drunk
Too drunk to fuck
I like your stories
I love your gun
Shooting out cop tires sounds like loads and loads of fun
But in my room
Wish you were dead
You bawl like the baby in Eraserhead
I'm too drunk to fuck
I'm too drunk to fuck
Too drunk to fuck
It's all I need right now
Too drunk to fuck
I'm too drunk to fuck
You're too drunk to fuck
Too drunk to fuck
I'm sick, soft, gooey, and cold
Too drunk to fuck
I'm about to drop
My head's a mess
The only salvation is I'll never see you again
You give me head
It makes it worse
Take out your fuckin' retainer, put it in your purse
I'm too drunk to fuck
You're too drunk to fuck
Too drunk to fuck
It's all I need right now, oh baby
I'm melting like an ice cream bar, oh baby
And now I got diarrhea
Too drunk to fuck
Yeah, yеah
Yeah, yeah
Yeah, yеah, oh
Too Drunk to Fuck was written by Klaus Flouride & East Bay Ray & Jello Biafra.
Death By Stereo released Too Drunk to Fuck on Sat Feb 07 2015.