Tomorrow Night

The food will be great
And the drinks will be free
And all the sexy girls will wanna party with me
The weed will be toked
And Colombian coke
Will be snorted off some stripper boobs and that's no joke

It's the party of the century that's right
Unfortunately it's tomorrow night
I'm going to a party
Tomorrow night Tomorrow night
I'm gonna get some pussy
Tomorrow night Tomorrow night
But tonight I'm gonna jerk off... Ahh feels good

It's in Beverly Hills
They got prescription pills
And Keifer Fucking Sutherland is coming to chill
They got sushi and rice
Lowenbrau is on ice
In the living room they're playing naked twister and dice
The Security and pussy will both be tight
But I'm on the list for tomorrow night!

(Chorus)
But Tonight I'm playing angry birds
Like a million other stupid nerds!
Tonight I'm gonna burp the worm by myself!

Guitar Solo

Ponies and clowns will be walking around
Naked people having sex all over the ground
Britney Spears is making out with Christopher Walken
In the back yard Iron Maiden is rocking!
The couch is on fire but nobody cares
Charlie Sheen is winning in the bedroom upstairs! (hold out long)

Tomorrow night Tomorrow night
It's gonna be bitchin'
Tomorrow night Tomorrow night
Get some slick'em on my hang down
Some lips on my dick
Tomorrow night