Toe Jam/Preppy Peckernecks (Live)

[Intro: Spoken]
What's that? It's rolling, huh?
All right, drop that hit of acid
If you have it
Nobody ever listens to me
Hey, Debbie
What-What the hell? Why?

Oh, yeah
I can moonwalk
Who's my buddy, [?]
Yeah, you know!

Hey, I better get out of here

[Spoken Refrain]
Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey!
Hey! Hey! Hey!

Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey!

[Verse 1]
Uh-uh, walking
With noses in air
Preppy people
With clean-cut hair
Dressed up
All set to go
Turtleneck-ing
Whiffs of Polo, hey!

[Chorus]
Here comes another one
Harvard junkie, Dad's proud son
Letterman, croquet team
He's such a stud
You can see
The way they walk is so goofy
The boat shoes and alligators
They're so cute, ha-ha

[Verse 2]
Upon their necks
The symbol of
A stuck-up pest
But I just
Don't care to see
These fortunates
Make fun of me, ah!

[Chorus]
He's on his second beer
Acting stupid with his peers
Slurring talk
He tells the girls about his yacht
Trying to
Get these girls back to his room
So he can look dumb
And pass out on them

[Interlude: Spoken]
Yo, what's up?
We're recording, remember?
What's up?
Yeah!

Ooh!

[Bridge]
Raised by kings and queens
What a life
Waited on hand and foot
Just for a smile

[Refrain]
Preppy peckernecks
Preppy peckernecks
Preppy peckernecks
Preppy peckernecks

[Bridge]
And if you find
A good one in the batch
Then disregard
Everything that I've said

[Refrain]
Preppy peckernecks
Preppy peckernecks
Preppy peckernecks
Preppy peckernecks

Peckerneck
Peckerneck
Peckerneck
Peckerneck ball...

[Outro]
Can't you see that Fahrvergnügen
Is not different than Benz?
Class comes from the heart
Not from swollen heads
Every time you pass
A preppy peckerneck, you'll see
The nose that's pointing north
That's not the type for me