Garbage Day

[Intro: Skit]
"Don! Did you do
What I told you this morning?
Don! I told you
To throw the garbage out
Don! Don?
Take the garbage out!"

[Verse 1]
Tomorrow, it's garbage day
It smells pretty ripe around here
Somebody better take out the trash
Before it stinks up this whole place

[Pre-Chorus 1]
Take out the trash!
No matter what!

[Pre-Chorus 2]
Coffee grounds, cigarette butts
Orange peels, coconuts
Fuzzy grapes, cans of beans
Poison sprays, Vaseline

[Chorus]
In the freezing cold
In the dead of night
Nothing else matters
It's garbage night!

[Verse 2]
It's that time of the week again
And look at all the piles of rubbish
You've piled up around here
I'm certainly not taking it out!

[Pre-Chorus 1]
Take out the trash!
No matter what!

[Pre-Chorus 2]
Eggshells rotting in the air
Moldy bread, the clumps of hair
Stepped in dog shit, candied yams
Chips, dips, rotten Spam

[Chorus]
In the freezing cold
In the dead of night
Nothing else matters
It's garbage night!

[Solo]

[Bridge: Spoken]
And so, it's garbage night
Cruising down the freeway
With a carload full of garbage
Fast-food wrappers, beer cans
Remember, folks: It's your city, too!

[Pre-Chorus 1]
Take out the trash!
No matter what!

[Pre-Chorus 2]
Moldy tube steaks, monthly bills
Science projects, pots of swill
Growing beer cans, bloody rags
Who's gonna take these garbage bags?

[Chorus]
In the freezing cold
In the dead of night
Nothing else matters
It's garbage night!