To the Dogs

I'm a thin blue dog in blue moonlight
Who goes there?
Who wants to fight?
Big blue balls and a tongue of silk
Chasin' pussy, drinkin' pussy's milk
I bite the throat that calls my name and the hand that pulls my chain
To the Dogs I go!
Call me Shemp, call me Sam, call me Boy and here I am!
Smack my ass with the funny page 'cos I hate you lady, but I love your leg
To the Dogs I go
Awoooooo!
I'm a heavy load inside your bed
I stain the carpet and I hang my head

Locked in the car I make a mess
I run my nose right up your dress
Oh! The things I will do to be fed and bathed and dried by you
But when the moon goes blue behind winter clouds I see I'm just
As free as you allow
Simple thought, simple brains
Piss these walls that keep me tamed!
Shit the floor where I was trained!
Jump the fence and go my way!
Bite the hand that pulls my chain
To the Dogs I go
Awoooooo!