Maybe That’s Not Her Head

[an excerpt from IT'S NOT THE HEAT, IT'S THE HUMANITY]
Banquo:
"...Nautilus!!?? I thought you said 'noodle house!' Wait! Wait! I think I see her head!"

[The Gas House Gorillas whistle]
Laertes:
"Are you sure?"
Banquo:
"Well, I uh...maybe that's not her head!"

[Exeunt Banquo, Laertes, and Gas House Gorillas]
[Enter Pirates]

Pirates:
"Har't port! Har't port! Gi'me safe harbor!
Give me room t'speak me peace! Lend me yer ears! Attention please!
Ye salty dogs of the seven seas, mark me' words, ye lads! (Yoho!)
Avast ye hearties! Lissen' here! I haven't seen her anywhere
Neither hide nor neither hair, maybe that's not her head!

Did I just see her nod her head?
Did she nod her head or is that not her head?
I thought I'd know her anywhere!
Those beautiful eyes, that flaxen hair!
That must be her, I could swear, but maybe that's not her head!"

Crew:
Maybe that's not her head!

[Enter Three Kings]

Three Kings:
We three kings of Orient are following yonder burnin' star
We come by camel, not by car, maybe that's not her head!
We bring her frankincense and myrrh, camel skins and otter fur!
All these things we brung for her
Maybe that's not her head!

[Chorus: Enter Joseph Bonaparte and Chosroes of Persia.]

Jos:
Oh, I just come from Corsica, of course
I didn't come by car, I took the bus
It wasn't far, maybe that's not her head!

Chos:
And I'm an aged Turkish man
Am I correct to understand
I came all the way from Turkistan and
"Maybe that's not her head?!!!"

[Reenter Gas House Gorillas, Banquo, Laertes]

Final chorus