Tiger King

[Intro]
Hehehehe
I have my first two albums that I did. This is my first album, I Saw A Tiger, and this is my second album, Starstruck. ‘Cause I saw tiger

[Verse 1]
Woo, hello, good morning
Welcome y'all to the show; I'm Joe Exotic (Hello)
I strapped a dynamite stick to my last Rolex before I shot it
Bro, I'm just killing time, you know I got it
I'm just feeling fine and smoking chronic
My weed clouds have got a silver lining
I got leopards in my pen, so try connect the dots
'Cause every metaphor has got a fucking set of claws, but
Rest assured I got some albums in the record stores
I saw a tiger and the tiger saw the best there was
I'm kind of busy putting sequins on my leather shorts
So grab a slice of pizza from the dumpster; I got extra sauce (Better get it)
Heard a rumour that Doc Antle just got cancelled
In an odd scandal with hot candles and mop handles (Ooh)
Do not gamble with the rest, you want the real guy
Airing once a week on the internet worldwide

[Interlude]
"Where does your TV show air?"
"On the internet worldwide"
"Now this is the kind of movies we're gonna make here, okay?"
"Woo"

[Verse 2]
Ayy
Leather chaps, dyed mullet and a silk shirt, woo!
Making paper, Tiger, like I'm Bill Burr, woo!
And fuck Carroll Baskin, what a real jerk
Tryna dig dirt up on your man but, yo, she killed hers (That's rude)
Well, try pissing someone else off
'Fore I go and put a bunch of snakes inside your mailbox
Sold a couple tiger cubs so I could post the bail bond
Spent some time in jail, dopest hair inside the cell block
(Look at me) I'll pull up like a bull inside of China store
Shoot a bunch of dynamite, so I can watch the fireball
I've been playing Tekken lately just so I can fight the law
This guy is the only other Tiger King that I support
But rap is not as dangerous as this job
Here you try to touch the bars and get your arms ripped off
Now I gotta go and tell the people in the gift shop
But first I need to change into my bomber jacket, drip God

[Interlude]
"Ladies and gentleman, before you hear it on the news I'm going to tell myself. About an hour ago we had an incident where one of the employees stuck their arm through the cage and a tiger tore her arm off. I can give you your money back, or I can give you a rain check."