Castlevania

[Verse]
See, I just
Pop in from time to time to remind you I’m better
See, you don’t wanna
Hang around a trap too long when it feels like a set-up
Yeah
Everybody’s on the edge, but the mask look sharp like Shredder
All I do is rap about rap
Yeah, the shit’s so meta
Okay, now when I was still a kid (Yeah)
They gave me a job at a dealership (Ayy)
Now, I don’t know shit about cars
But I played Castlevania, bitch, I could really whip, yeah (Vroom)
The boss said that I should be diligent
Start from the bottom and just get the feel of it ([?])
I spent the summer just feeling sick
Handing out flyers, and wearing this giant gorilla hеad ([?])
I should have really quit
Told him I thought it was made from asbеstos *coughing*
He told me it’s best to just deal with it
Told me to scare little kids and just growl at ‘em
Basically told me to chill in it (Argh)
He told me that I was a gun, but he fired me (Pew)
I ricocheted back entirely
Shot through the window and killed the prick ([?])
Dead in a wheelie bin, man, I’m so villainous
Cooler than the other side of a pillow mint
Got an eight-ball in my pocket like billiards
Got a new job killing off my affiliates (Yeah, yeah, yeah)
I got a bunch of detectives all baffled
In front of a map with a hundred thumb tacks in it
Bumping my rap sheet to study the pattern
To figure how long till I kill again (Huh?)
Pshh, just stop
You ain’t got bars strong enough
I got all the keys, try lock me up
I’m a killer free when I’m off the cuff (Okay)
Fuck cops
Go and pick another bottle up ([?])
Got ‘em pouring whisky in their coffee cups:
Mug shots ([?])
All you rappers too subpar (Yes)
I oughta smash you like stunt cars (Right)
Got a golden axe in my glove box (Okay)
Nah, I’m talkin’ smack, call the drug squad (Oh)
But this whole field is my front yard (Right)
Bruh, I’m the Victa, you’re cut grass (Good)
See the shiv working like shift work
I put holes in you like punch cards
(Ch'ka) Phew
Man, I talk a lot of hate
Maybe I should guzzle paint, yeah
Get some colour on my face, yeah
I been stuck inside all day, but
Tell my mama that I’m great, yeah
All I wanna do is Win Ma
But Little Nicky's not a Saint (Yeah, yeah, yeah)
I been lonely through the winter
Maybe we could have a date? (Date)
I could call ya? I could ring ya?
I could pick you up at eight? Yeah (Okay)
We can eat a bunch of popcorn
While we watch a couple rom-coms
Start a fire, put some logs on
Then get inside ya like a Tauntaun
*Tauntaun vocalisation*
Jon Snow with a crossbow
In a poncho huntin' for a cheap meal in a Costco
Oh my God mode, 'bout to hit 'em with a combo
But I got no time for ya, 'cause the watch broke
On my wrist, I should get it fixed, but I’m not though
Said it's 4:20 all the—wait
4:20 all the time if you want smoke
24/7 try to lie, but the clock don’t
Said I’m normally kinda blunt, better not choke
Get a bong ready, got a lot for the chop bowl
Man, I already put the pot in the pot roast
Never talk to me like a bud when you’re not dope
Haven’t bought any? Smoke a cock to the cockroach
I’ma scorch every joint I got into charcoal
Don't, don’t bug me
I just get way too comfy
I don’t get rusty, trust me, I don’t get rusty
If you wanna see me rust, please
You’ll have to 1v1 me: pog
Don't try sneak diss me though
I’m way too jumpy
I get more nice when I get grumpy: God
Everybody’s way too hostile ([?])
In a modern life like Rocko ([?])
You want the bottom line, now your arse got a barcode
In the bathtub with a mask and a bathrobe
Nowadays, we play the game too hard mode
Nowadays, we play the game too Dark Souls
All up in your timeline like Donnie Darko
Let me be frank, little bunny, I’m an arsehole
I’ma send shots till the bar's closed (Bang)
I gotta punch line for your system
Not the kind that you sniffed up when you punch lines
Like a fist bump for your nostrils
You’re not woke, you’re just on coke
I’m not a narco, but I’m narcoleptic
Walk around in the same dream that I slept in
Don’t wake me up, I’m way too hectic