Three Weeks Later

Guess sometimes you just… gotta try to move on, man, ya know?

It was only three weeks later
It was only three weeks later

I was at the park, just doing my thing
I was on the slide, she was on the swing
Looking at the squirrels, playing by the bush
She was slowing down, I gave her a push
We started to talk, we started to laugh
Took her on a date, I brought her to the lab
Conversation good, her body had me shook
She told me she sings, I put her on a hook
Man, if we were young, I would take her to the prom
It was getting deep, I let her meet my mom
I let her meet my dad, I let her meet my dog
Hanging every single day, man, we did it all
Just two people living life, going everywhere
My homeboys teasing but I didn't care
We were free, we were happy, no drama, no fussin’
Lovin' the vibe and real spiritual discussions
Can't explain her ways with any one phrase
Feels like a year, it’s only been twenty-one days
Anytime I needed her around, she would come
I'm laying in my bed, thinking she could be the one, I'm
Spending all my time with this new lady I knew
We might run away together, have a baby or two
I was just about to run my fingers right through her hair
And then I…

Hold up, wait
Is that my bike over there?

I took off running and left the lady still sitting down
Thinking this is my only shot of my bike gettin' found
The individual who had it was right across the street, parked at a food truck about to get something to eat and I'm like ‘heck no'
Time to make him give me my respect, bro
And if he flex, I'ma switch him over to the necro
All this time, I've been upset, catching the metro
So this is one of those situations I couldn’t let go
The guy saw me and it scared him half to death
Didn’t even take the food that he had ordered, he just left
Obviously couldn't catch him so I stood, looking silly
As he rolled off, laughing at me, poppin’ a wheelie
Like ‘Wow, what do I do now?' I guess it seems
That I'm gonna have to reacquire it through other means
And oh yeah, it's another point that should be brought to light
There’s a couple things that I didn't tell you ‘bout this bike
It was souped up secretly in a lab beneath us
Equipped with newly installed technological features
The [?]'s complete with a forcefield around the chair
Three hundred miles an hour max speed, ground to air
The tires couldn't be penetrated with spikes or razors
The handlebars converted to weapons that shot lasers
An impressive lethal specimen disguised as a relic
And it used nitrocellulose rocket fuel to propel it
I wondered if he knew what this bike was capable of
At that moment, I saw him again, hovering above
Yeah he knows, but how could he have ever figured that?
Never mind, all I wanna do right now is get it back
Started searching, covering little ground ‘cause I was walking
Everywhere I went I saw all the havoc that he was causing
Destroying property, robbin', terrorizing the people
Using his super bike for the emphasizing of evil
So now, it's time to resort to a different method
To send a message that his efforts would be intercepted
His step was smooth, this machine was incomparable
But he never knew about the duplicates, see there were two
When the first one was built, the manufacturer hastened
To make a second version of it just for this occasion
In the event that it's stolen after I receive it
The second one would be activated to go and retrieve it
I traveled to the underground cave, knowin' it's risky
The builder of the bike was at least a hundred and sixty
The crazy part is that he still looked healthy and young
He pulled a sword on me and shouted, “What have you done?
Fool, you were the only person who knew what was possessed in this
So letting it get taken was stupid, reckless and negligent”
I said, “Yes I been wrestling ever since questioning whether to step again into your presence and tell you, Your Excellenc-y”
But to him, none of this was a secret though
He already knew that this had happened three weeks ago
After scolding me for eight hours, covering facts
He gave me the second bike and said, “Bring the other one back”
I said, “Yes sir, but first can we get something established?”
He just mushed my face and said not to return until you have it
The instructions were enclosed in a pill that gave clarity
Soon as you swallow it, you'll know its functions automatically
The cave's ceiling he didn't remove it
The advanced jet propulsion unit rocketed me straight through it
An astrophysics mechanism in its power source carried me straight to it through a magnetic force
In the original model, a chip case was placed
So in minutes, me and the criminal stood face to face
The war started, instantly missiles flying around
We were in the sky, thousands of feet above the ground
He flew behind a cloud, barely escaping my gamma
I saw his image form on a thermographic camera
A stealth device on my bike was [?]
He pressed a button on his handlebars, releasing a net
He started to pull me in with a ray but I [?] it
My bike generated heat elements and dissolved it
I calculated and planned a strategy then looked around
Deactivated his antigravity then took him down
He deactivated mine at the same time maybe
But a parachute released and I floated down safely
Unfortunately for him, he died on impact but
Magically, although the bike crashed, it was intact, in fact
I got a chance to look at his face some more
And discovered it wasn't even the guy from the store
‘cause he walked up explaining that there had been a deception
Told me the guy had taken the bike soon as I left him
And kept him in a state of non-cognitive cerebrum
Once I beat him, the spell broke and automatically freed him
Now staring at the face of the one who tried to deceive me
If I tell you who it was, you wouldn't even believe me

But I know what you're thinking, but nah, it ain't him, or is it?