Flat Vs Globe

Once again we'd like to thank you for attending this event
Please have a seat and settle in, we're about to begin
In debates over this topic, we're seeing an influx
So instead of wasting time lets get right down to the crux
Now traditionally, we've all been taught for many years
That this planet Earth that we're living on is just a sphere
The panelist to my right will attempt to prove that
While the panelist to my left will try to prove that it's flat
OK you first

Well anyone with common sense will know
That in actuality the Earth can only be a globe
This theory of a flat planet is just a fabrication
There's years of documented ship circumnavigation
You liars came along and eliminated the truth
The ancient scholars have all demonstrated the proof
We have days, nights, time zones that happen as we spun
Verifying that we're absolutely circling the Sun

We're not circling the Sun, the Sun's above us, they lie
Day and night is a result of it moving from side to side
The principles of how are not hard to uncover
When it's shining on one side, there's darkness on the other

The Sun's 93 million miles away

No, it's not, it's closer and smaller than what they taught you and not as hot
No revolving, in an upward direction we propel
The Sun sits over the flat Earth and the Moon does as well

What the hell, you're speaking so miscellaneously
Where's the evidence to back the way that you claim it to be?
So I need you to explain this to me
If the Sun's above a flat Earth, we should all see it simultaneously

OK, OK, next question, you can both issue your case
If the Earth is flat, explain the globe pictures from space
There's satellites that take shots and photos of capture

Those are fake computer generated images from NASA
They've lied on many things for the illusion of advancing
And please don't even get me started on that Moon landing
The pictures keep changing so it's obvious they did it
If you research their documents about it, they'll admit it
They covered up the truth for years, believe it or not
It's all just a fake government engineered plot

Well I have a question since NASA is our space station
It's location's in the US, what about the other nations?
See, many countries have space programs that excel
And they all have pictures of a globe Earth as well

You're failing to see this thing as a collective endeavor
'Cause you don't believe that other countries conspire together

If the Earth is flat, couldn't you go to the edge and fall?

No sir, the edge is blocked by the Antarctica wall
There's a block of ice surrounding the planet, totally froze
And this is the barrier that keeps everything enclosed
The government's of the world know, all of them are in it
And it's strange how that part of the planet is off limits

Alright back to the globe guy present your next claim

Yes sir, I've seen the curvature of Earth while on a plane
It's the same with an astronaut

No, with all due respect
That curve you think you see is called the Fishbowl Effect
That window was probably convexed and round too
So naturally the surface seems curved when you look through
And another thing that I would like to easily disprove
If the Earth is spinning so fast, why don't we feel it move?

Well I'm not surprised that that's a point that you'd rationalize
And not take into account the Earth is massive in size
And moving at a steady rate of speed that stays the same
So the movement isn't felt unless the miles per hour change

That's insane, we'd fly off of the planet spinning around
And please don't try to say that the gravity keeps us down
Gravity's a nonexistent force that can't be grasped clearly
The physiological function of it is only theory
So the concept is alive, there's no pull on the tides
We live on the top, there's no one on the bottom or the sides

There's a question upon which I'd like my counterpart to expound
How come just the Earth is flat and the other planets are round?
Mars, Neptune, Jupiter, Venus, even the Sun
'cause a telescope can clearly show the shape of each one
Please explain the traveling over horizons by ships
And the curved shadow on the Moon in a lunar eclipse

Yo, one question at a time, bro, you hoggin' the mic
Flat Earth guy, the floor is yours, take as long as you'd like

Well, your horizon question, I'll answer it in an instant
The ship's disappearance is all a matter of distance
And as for the lunar eclipse is an easy battle
The circular form of the Moon dictates the shadow
So no matter what the shape of the object that's hovering
It's shadow takes the form of the object it's covering
And as for other planets being round, that's a no-go
What you see in your telescope is different from the NASA photos

OK, that's it, it's over, no more time left to debate this
We're glad that both of you were able to present your cases
So let me give my point of view before we close out
Flat or globe, it's more important things in life to worry about