Three Sheets to the Wind (The Drinking Song)

[Verse 1]
We were rollin' on a boys' night, staying out 'til daylight
Putting down a glass or two
Laughing like cheapskates, falling down a staircase
Think of better things to do
Pour another drink man,time to get a round in
Night has only just begun
We're gonna paint the town red, gettin' out of our heads
Nothing's gonna stop the fun

[Chorus]
More wine, more beer
We got to make a move to make it out of here
We couldn't walk, we couldn't talk
We were three sheets to wind

[Verse 2]
We were hangin' with my best mates, getting in a right state
Drunker than a box of skunks
Flirting with the bar maid, tryin' to get the bill paid
Acting like a bunch of punks

[Chorus]
I've had enough, no more
I'm bouncing off the walls, I couldn't find the door
I couldn't think, on the brink
We were three sheets to the wind

[Guitar Solo]

[Chorus]
More wine, more beer
We got to make a move to make it out of here
We couldn't walk, we couldn't talk
We were three sheets to wind

[Verse 3]
I must have drunk my pay-cheque, feeling like a train-wreck
Never gonna drink again
I'm like a bear with a sore head, crawling out of my bed
Must have been a bit insane

[Chorus]
Can't move, no way
Just let me lie in peace, don't wanna see the day
Not again, too much pain
We were three sheets to the wind
Three sheets to the wind
Three sheets to the wind, yeah