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The tittle of the song is “Three Point One Four” which can be transcripted to “3.14”, the pi number (π).
Pi sounds exactly like pie and pie is a reference to the female genitalia.
This can be easily corroborated with the lyrics, where the word “vagina” is repeated all over.
So, yeah, the tittle of...
[Verse 1]
My last girlfriend didn't like me, thought she might be
Most likely a dyke, she just didn't excite me
Lefty? Yeah, but that was alright
She was hotter than the sun but she just wasn't that bright
My mistake, she was more flaky than a leper colony
I think a wooden clothespin would have been much better company
Ass like a donkey acting funky, gave her "L" now she's a flunky
So my love for her died quicker than a batch of Sea Monkeys,
Early bird gets the worm, spread your legs or spread the word
So what if I'm not the smartest peanut in the turd?
I'm white, which goes with everything but I can come in any color
And I'm looking for the kind of girl that reminds me of my mother
But it's hard to find a girl with a viper tattooed on her tushy
And how many girls do you know that can play the harmonica with their pussy?
Like 'em easy, hot and sweet like a Rice Krispie Treat, gee
You know what I really want in a girl? Me
[Hook]
I need to find a new vagina
Any kind of new vagina
It's hard to rhyme a word like vagina
Calvin Klein, kind of, North Carolina
[Verse 2:]
Women are like dog doo, hear me through, don't interrupt
It's just the older that they are, the easier they get to pick-up
I'd fill the generation gap, clean the cobwebs from her rafters
Old hens would rather put out than be put out to the pasture
No, age just ain't a gauge, I like my girls like my cheese
Preferably for me, fat-free American singles only
I want my next chick anorexic, the winner is the thinner
Won't have to take her skinny ass out to a fancy dinner
Like Sizzler, she got a beef? We'll chew the fat
If I forget to put the seat up, I can put up with her crap
Let her lash out and crack the whip, but not in bed, I don't play rough
No, I can't be tied down with a girl that wants me tied up
Just independent like NOFX, smart like Janeane Garafolo
She'd use big words to make fun of me so that I would never know
Bestow upon me all her wisdom of the Dewey Decimal System, gee
You know what I really want in a girl? Me
[Hook]
I need to find a new vagina
Any kind of new vagina
It's hard to rhyme a word like vagina
Kevin Kline, kind of, South Carolina
[Outro:]
Vagina, vagina, vagina, vagina
Vagina, vagina, vagina, vagina
Three Point One Four was written by Jimmy Pop.
Three Point One Four was produced by Jimmy Pop.
Bloodhound Gang released Three Point One Four on Mon Oct 04 1999.