This Old Man Revisited

This old man plays one drum
Fantasizing wars to come
With a bing bang boomerang start a little war
Now we know what life is for

This old man puts on two shoes
Marching off to spread the news
With a bing bang boomerang start a little war
Now we know what life is for

This old man he says three
So I'll take up archery
With a bing bang boomerang start a little war
Now we know what life is for

This old man counts up to four
Loves to hear those cannons roar
With a bing bang boomerang start a little war
Now we know what life is for

This old man counts up to five
Killing makes you feel alive
With a bing bang boomerang start a little war
Now we know what life is for

This old man counts up to six
Peace is just for lunatics
With a bing bang boomerang start a little war
Now we know what life is for

This old man counts up to seven
The road to war is the road to heaven
With a bing bang boomerang start a little war
Now we know what life is for

This old man counts up to eight
I can't wait to mutilate
With a bing bang boomerang start a little war
Now we know what life is for

This old man counts up to nine
Who cares why just march in line
With a bing bang boomerang start a little war
Now we know what life is for

This old man counts up to ten
Urge our kids to fight again
With a bing bang boomerang start a little war
Now we know what life is for

Now men and women young and old
Reject the lies we've all been told
No more bing bang boomerang peace instead of war
That's what life is really for
No more bing bang boomerang peace instead of war
That's what life is really for