This is me, being a sage.

[Verse 1]
Love you
Create your own art, think about it, everyone expects you to do Sun Tzu
Funnily enough, that is the practice of deception
No matter who gives advice, second guess it
If you were wrong, learn the lesson
If you were right, so was I
Make sure the restroom is empty before you talk to yourself
Greet the enemy alone, but have an army in stealth
Check compatibility before you make a purchase
Clear your history, downloads, and your searches
You are not perfect, but always try to be
Choose Wingstop over Buffalo Wild Wings
Then clean your hands, if you grab the controller before you do, I’ll kill you before you even see the title screen

[Hook]
This is how you avoid the avoidable
And this is how you prepare for all the unexpected
Everything is nothing; everything is something
Recall this song, if you must remember one thing

[Verse 2]
Back up your files
And when the backup dies, get the backup and smile
Know that nothing is safe, and then protect it
No matter what, don’t trust an erection
That goes for the girls and boys
Apple is the opps; go Android
Wake up early every now and then
You get the AM Crunchwrap, plus, you might find more time to design and decide and provide and accomplish
Strive for mastery, believe you’re a novice
Never make a promise
You’ll be better off if you just do and astonish
Remove the unnecessary commas
And if you must creep on LinkedIn, then make sure you’re anonymous
And sleep like you’ll never wake up
And sorry to contradict, but stay up

[Hook]