This is me, introducing myself.

[Verse 1]
The one time I wore my helmet, I was hit by a car
‘Told I was a star by one that fell
But hell, he's schizophrenic
So nothing is written except these rap words
Last heard screaming about being defeated, only to come on back now, trying to avoid fetus-like positions
Everyone is winnin'
I guess I'm Charlie Sheen at the beginnin'
Stuck in the past like portrayals of women
“Why you bringing up old shit?!”... thought my old girl when I asked if she ever saw her old guy's dick
Bow to the Lord of Insecurity
I know I'm a ruler, but I'm told that no one's ever heard of me
¿Como te llama? Me llamo Kuzco
I've been reduced to my true form
Reception of this album might be pretty lukewarm
And it would be completely my fault

[Verse 2]
But now is the time to bet on myself
With everything to lose, shit better go well
My parents don't wanna hear curse words
These girls don't want a Bandcamp link with a cursor blinking in the “Name your price” box
I want friends to see more than cold air in their ice box
Wanna be more than a player with a nice shot
I'm kickstarting my career with a mic drop