This Honky’s Gonna Honkytonk Tonight

[Verse 1]
Bartender, pour a drink and make it strong
While your jukebox plays a country song
I'll drink and dance until the morning light
'cause this honky's gonna honky-tonk tonight

[Verse 2]
Tonight, I'm gonna spend my whole paycheck
For the scarlet angel hanging 'round my neck
She may be loose, but Lord, her jeans are tight
And this honky's gonna honky-tonk tonight

[Chorus]
My neck is red, my socks are white and my blue jeans are blue
I love apple pie, the grand old flag and my mama, too
It's Friday night and Lord, I feel alright
'cause this honky's gonna honky-tonk tonight

[Guitar Solo]

[Verse 3]
Feel that beat, I just can't get enough
Y'all stand by and let me strut my stuff
I know just where I'll go the day I die
To that great big honky-tonk up in the sky

[Chorus]
My neck is red, my socks are white and my blue jeans are blue
I love apple pie, the grand old flag and my country, too
T.G.I.F., I'm glad it's Friday night
'cause this honky's gonna honky-tonk tonight
This honky's gonna honky-tonk tonight
This honky's gonna honky-tonk tonight
This honky's gonna get right tonight, that's right