Step Right Up And Break My Heart

[Verse 1]
I'm going to join the county fair, the sideshow on the midway
I'm so good at getting hurt, I might as well be getting paid
I stand to make a fortune, why should I be a fool for free
When I can charge a dime for every time they make a fool out of me?

[Chorus]
Step right up and break my heart, it's so easy to do
And naturally, the hurting's on me, so you ain't got nothing to lose
Step right up and break my heart, hey girls, don't be shy
I guarantee it's so easy, a winner every time

[Verse 2]
Well, I must've been out of my mind, I should've thought of this before
I can't help being a fool, but at least I won't be poor
'cause the women will come from miles around, they love to see me hurt
So if they don't mind standing in line, I can give them their money's worth

[Chorus]
Step right up and break my heart, it's so easy to do
And naturally, the hurting's on me, so you ain't got nothing to lose
Step right up and break my heart, hey girls, don't be shy
I guarantee it's so easy, a winner every time
Step right up and break my heart, it's so easy to do
And naturally, the hurting's on me, so you ain't got nothing to lose
Step right up and break my heart, hey girls, don't be shy
I guarantee it's so easy, a winner every time
Step right up and break my heart, it's so easy to do
And naturally, the hurting's on me, so you ain't got nothing to lose
Step right up and break my heart, hey girls, don't be shy
I guarantee it's so easy, a winner every time