Things I Can’t Stand

[Intro]
Um, so everybody's doing disstracks right now
And I'm like, "Can I do one?"
Um, but the problem is
I don't really have any beef with any Youtubers
So I'm just going to make a disstrack
On things I can't stand
'Cause uh, there are a lot of 'em ('Cause my name is CoryxKenshin)
So uh, yeah, uh, Fire Flame Flow Productions
Shout out to Raisi K
And uh, lets get it

[Verse 1]
Yeah
CoryxKenshin
M-m-man, I'm on a mission
Samurai by blood, but
Let me start the dissin'
Yeah, I'm seeing all these diss tracks everywhere I look (Wow!)
Now I wanna make one too, and you gon' listen or you shook
First thing we diss are chips
So I gotta dip, go back to the crib
(Wordplay super sick)
Go and find me something delicious to snack on bro, I got the munchies
And if you don't mind, I wish for it to be pretty crunchy
Man, I'm so tired of these half-filled bags
All that air in the bag, yo, I feel so sad
We stay payin' all this money
Bro, that's $3.69
Frito-Lay, be ashamed, that's a gosh darn crime

[Verse 2]
Phase two, we comin' through
Ya momma said clean up your room (But, Ma-)
She interrupt, she grab the belt
She say it's coming soon
So then you go back to your room, but first, you go grab the vacuum
Know what? It's time to go goon
I gotta hit mom with a (bare knuckle)
B-b-bare knuckle to the ground
If you get up, going another round
Flow is crazy, yeah you like the sound
Talk mess and leave you looking like a clown
Man, I got so much freakin' paper
And by paper, I really meant just printer paper, not money
You funny
Beard is looking bummy
Toes are looking crummy
Head is filled with nothing
Bro, you are a dummy
Wait, hold on, Issa diss track
Let me get on topic
If you think this song is over, then, excuse me better stop it

[Verse 3]
Now, don't get me started on siblings
Those annoying people made of evil, sometimes cringey
O-okay I may love mine to death
And without them I would not get far
Yo, who forgot to flush?
You left a whole Snickers bar (Oh my god)
Next up
That moment you step on a lego

[Interlude]
(What is that?) Yeah, that's actually the worst pain a human could feel
I could write an entire diss track just about the pain of stepping on a lego
For just one click of the like button, you too can do your part to save the life of a lego stepper
Thank you

[Verse 4]
Yeah
I see your face, I see you feelin' it
We Samurai strong
But that just mean we always killin' it
Uhh, and every bar is freakin' heavy
Crap, now I'm in a bunch 'cause I don't know what rhymes with heavy
Umm; spaghetti, confetti
Call me Spongebob 'cause I be ready
Not deadly, instead he is steady spending nights at Freddy's
Also, one last thing I can't stand
The person that pour the milk before the cereal, catch this backhand

[Outro]
Like seriously, who does that?
You get way less cereal that way
Anyway, this was just a diss track
On some mildly, mildly annoying things
Um, slice that like button on your way out
Appreciate you famalam
Fire Flame Flow
Ahh, Another beat bodied, I'm out