The CoryxKenshin Roast

[Intro]
No, no, no, no
See, now I have to roast you, alright?
Now just sit back, relax, and hold this L
Ahem
Yeah

[Verse 1]
Yo man, your samurai love you
Your videos, dude they need it
"Hey guys, I upload daily!"
Sucka, you better delete it
That's right, I'm coming for ya head boy, let's hope you're not squeamish
And when I'm done with these rhymes
The viewers, they gon' be screamin'
So let's get something straight
"'Cause my name is CoryxKenshin"
Sucka, sit down
Shut up, you are the villain, lately, at least
I mean with all those broken promises, you'd think your boy was crazy
Memory shorter than commas, kid

[Verse 2]
So let's stop dude, let's just rewind
There was a time when ya boy was sublime
Videos, every single day
What the heck, man?
Where that Cory go?
Cuz this one here, bro, you suck man

[Verse 3]
"Okay, I'm back on track!"
Stop it, please step back
And don't make any promises, 'cause we all know they wack
2 months, no vids
Subs worried sick
2 months, no vids
Hold up, you did it again?

[Interlude 2: Diss Cory & Regular Cory]
Stop, stop, stop
Stop the track
So let me get this straight one more time
You left for two months, apologized, said you wouldn't do it again
And then proceeded to do it again?
I mean, I was in a car accident th-
No further questions

[Verse 4]
Cory, Cory, Cory
Stop making excuses
Sit down, turn on the camera, make some exclusives
The Samurai love you
They love you cuz you does you
Now 'cause you love you, does that mean this love is 'cause you does you?
Wait, wait, wait

[Interlude: Diss Cory & Regular Cory]
Woah, woah, woah wait, what did you say?
I-I was just trying to make a point about love
Which was?
Okay, I'm in the middle of a diss track
I don't' think this is the appropriate ti-
No, no, no, no, no, see, you're not gonna sit here and roast me with your freakin' grammatical garbage just so you can rhyme. What were you saying?
Okay, look. I was saying that because you love you, does that necessarily speculate that love, L-O-V-E, is qualified by whomever is the lover or the love-e. Yeah, see that one is for the scholars twenty years from now
Nah, no. That was just wack
*awkward silence*

[Verse 5]
Time to finish you up, boy
You just broke the law
You started going hard, now you're going pretty soft
If you stepped up to the plate proper, you'd be breaking jaws, so any more excuses?
Go ahead, I'll pause
Didn't think so-
Last not least, one more thing
Boy, what the freak is up with them tee-

[Interlude: Diss Cory & 3rd Cory]
Woah, woah, woah, woah, woah
What?
Uh-uh
Okay, why is everyone interrupting me, who are you?
That doesn't matter, don't even say what you were about to say
About his tee-?
Woah, woah, woah-woah, nah, uh-uh
What the freak?
Look, Cory has a special condition, alright?
It's called Ectodermal Dysplasia, alright? He doesn't have control over it, he was just born with it. So leave it alone man, you'd be making a dire mistake
Man-

[Outro]
Last not least
One more thing
Boy, what the freak is up with them t-