Mort Garson
Mort Garson
Mort Garson
Mort Garson
Mort Garson & Suzi Jane Hokom
Mort Garson
Mort Garson
Mort Garson
Mort Garson
Mort Garson
Mort Garson
Mort Garson
Mort Garson
In Thing-a-Ling Dorothy meets the Scared Crow, a materialists who she invites to join her on her journey to find the Wozard.
[Dorothy - Suzi Jane Hokom]
Everybody has sun-burnt teeth, from smiling at each other so much
[Narrator - Jacques Wilson]
Suddenly
She came upon a blinding, yellow-green light
And she stopped
Remembering the warning of the goodie and tasty witch:
"Never travel the Yellow-Green Road."
Then a voice said:
[Scared Crow - Barney Phillips]
Help me, please!
I can't move!
[Dorothy]
Who are you?
Why are you carrying all those things?
[Scared Crow]
I'm the Scared Crow
I'm afraid that if I don't have
People won't think I am
In fact, I may even have a list of my possessions tattooed on my forehead
Thing-a-Ling
Thing-a-Ling
Hear that old cash register ring
Thing-a-Ling
Thing-a-Ling
See them nice goodies that I bring
The son drives a Jag
The wife drives a Linc
I drive a cad
And my 14-year-old daughter drives a mink
I have substituted think for thing
Thing-a-Ling
Thing-a-Ling
Hear that old cash register ring
Thing-a-Ling
Thing-a-Ling
Thing-a-Ling (Scared Crow) was written by Jacques Wilson.
Thing-a-Ling (Scared Crow) was produced by Bernard L. Krause.