Finale

[Scared Crow - Barney Phillips]
I killed the witch! I just told that witch she couldn't sell me a bill o' goods anymore!
...Unless I really needed it

[In-man - Jay Jasin]
I killed the witch. I just added her up, and [?] her out, and said "Look witch, I have your number, and from now on, it's zero."

[Lyin' Coward - Barney Phillips]
I killed the witch! I just said, "Now listen to the word!"
And she did! Aaand she marched to her doom!

[Dorothy - Suzi Jane Hokom]
I killed the witch. I killed the witch!
And do you wanna know how I killed the witch?
Well, as it was in the beginning...

[Narrator - Jacques Wilson]
"That's entertainment baby!" says the Lyin' Coward
How can I kill thee? Let me count the ways
A Colt .45? .38?! Stiletto?! Machete?!
Under the wheels of a moving train?!
Out of a penthouse window?!
A karate chop above the lip?!
Below the lip?!
Ice pick in eye?!
Toothpick in tooth?!
"That's entertainment!" says the Lyin' Coward
That's where the body is buried
After it's tortured