Thiccboyz

[Verse 1]

I get my crust thin and my boys thick
I got the real thing, no toy dick
If a fuccboy wanna plays games
He can put his hand on my joystick
That throat bigger than a pelican
That ass thicker than gelatin
If it ain’t Halloween then I can guarantee
That I ain’t fuckin’ with no skeletons

Hole bigger than the Grand Canyon
Ass red hot, I'ma bang it: Matt Cameron
Hop on my dick like a bandwagon
It’s trendin’; start beggin’ like you’re panhandlin’
I'ma shift that ass into first gear
Got more bitches than my birth year
Gettin’ tips and I ain’t even work here
Sign on my dick says, "Thiccboyz Twerk Here"

[Hook]

I love them thick boys
Them thick boys
Them thick boys
Make some big noise for them thick boys
I love them thick boys
Them thick boys
Them thick boys
Make some noise for them thick boys

Thick boys, thick boys
Suckin’ on my dick boys
Wanna take a pic while they playin’ with my dick boys
Them thick boys, thick boys
Put that on my lip boys
I wanna take a lick of them thick boys

[Verse 2]

I like my wallet thick but my boys thicker
Take off your pants like a damn stripper
Unzip 'em, I’m fly like a zipper
I’m more than a star; I'm the fucking big dipper (uh)
I hear envy cluckin’; I guess I got them chickens shook
'Cause my bottom like the plot of a Charles Dickens book
It thickens, look

I got more game than an arcade
More trade than a card game
I’m American and fuckin’ lit
Like I birthed that shit; call me Mark Twain
Stretch that ass; that’s yoga
I'ma park it in the back like Rosa
Sit on my face like a sofa
Make that booty pop like soda

[Hook]

I love them thick boys
Them thick boys
Them thick boys
Make some big noise for them thick boys
I love them thick boys
Them thick boys
Them thick boys
Make some noise for them thick, thick boys

Thick boys, thick boys
Suckin’ on my dick boys
Wanna take a pic while they playin’ with my dick boys
Them thick boys, thick boys
Put it on my lip boys
I wanna take a lick of them thick, thick boys

[Bridge]

Ride this thick dick like a stickshift
And lemme put that ass into first gear
I’m too grand like 2000
And I ain’t talkin’ bout no birth year
In the club gettin’ tips, bitch, I ain’t even work here
Got a sign on my face that says, "Thiccboyz Twerk Here"

Yo, gimme dome like the Pantheon in Rome
Gimme dome, gimme dome like Sandy Cheeks’ home
I'm a squirrel goin’ nuts tryna nut
I wanna bury my nuts in your guts
And I ain’t talkin’ about cigarettes
But I'm addicted to them butts

I love them thick boys
Suckin’ on my dick boys
Digital dick tastes rich call it Bitcoin
Wanna take a pic like a selfie stick
Wanna put my lip on every single thick boy
My dick be throbbin’
Ass Thicke like Robin
Plump, wet, and juicy, for that apple I be bobbin’

[Outro]

Thick, thick, thick
I love em thick, boys, thick
I love em thick, thick, thick
I love my boys thick
I love my boys thick
I love them

T-h-i-c-k-b-o-y-s
Thick boys on my dick
Boys on my chest
T-h-i-c-k-b-o-y-s
Oh my yes, thick boys I love 'em best