Nocturnal intErmission (Tchaikovskian Wet Dream)
Shmeur * Track #5 On Bedroom Ballet
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Nocturnal intErmission (Tchaikovskian Wet Dream) by Shmeur
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The title of the song is a play on Nocturnal Emission (fitting the sex theme) because this song is an intermission (which fits the ballet theme). It also interpolates the theme of Tchaikovsky’s “Swan Lake” (as a continuation from the glockenspiel outro of “Thiccboyz”).
Nocturnal intErmission (Tchaikovskian Wet Dream) Lyrics
I’m a bad bitch, always on point: Black Swan
Tryna fuck with me? You got some nerve: axon
Sex on stage - fucking coryphées in their glory days
What’s behind the curtains? It’s a whore ballet
I put the baller in ballerino
I get more dollars than a casino
Way hotter than a jalapeño
I’m way hotter than a jalapeño (oh, oh, oh)
I’m a nutcracker, finna hunt you
Countdown till I fuck you:
3, 2, 1
You buggin’ - suck my cock: roach
Baggin’ these hoes: Coach, designer
I’m fly, airliner: coach
Orgy with a whole rugby team and the coach
Locker room full - got eight asses
Tongue like a spoon - I ate asses
Ice cream, dig in; nice team I’m diggin’
I’m stickin’ my dick in that hole I’m digging
Yeah, dig in that hole: archeology
Got your heart rate up - that’s cardiology
I majored in partyology
Flow so sick - no pharmacology
Everyday menage with twins
Now that’s a daily double, huh
Blow me like a bubble
Turn you around and pop the bubble, okay
Pop that, pop that ass, now drop that
Drop that ass 'cause I'ma top that
Gimme head like a top hat
Dick-to-mouth combat
I get queens like a tomcat, uh!