They Threw Me Out Of Church

[Verse 1]
Once upon a time
I was cursing in Daniel's Chapel A.M.E. Zion Church
I called one of the deacons a motherfucker
Reverend Henry E. Miller preached about my vulgar language
He told the congregation in the sanctuary that I got a nasty filthy mouth

[Chorus]
They threw me out of church
They threw me out of church
They threw me out of church
They threw me out of church

[Verse 2]
For the second time, I told the preacher to fuck off
I also told Reverend Henry E. Miller to suck a male camel's dick
He got so tired of my bullshit
He told one of the deacons to throw me out
He then escorted me to the door

[Chorus]
They threw me out of church
They threw me out of church
They threw me out of church
They threw me out of church

[Verse 3]
When I went to church that same Sunday, I picked up a 2x4
I went up to the pulpit and clubbed the preacher in the head
He fell to the floor unconscious
Suddenly, the police was called on me
I then ran out of the church with a grin on my face, being chased after by the cops

[Chorus]
They threw me out of church
They threw me out of church
They threw me out of church
They threw me out of church

[Outro]
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